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1. 'REAL' job 1 2 3 4 9

   By Jocko, May 21, 2014
   • 200 replies
   • 39.4k views
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   • JSam21
   • May 20, 2019

2. NFL Referee Shoes 1 2

   By JamesC, September 20, 2012
   • 41 replies
   • 31.6k views
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   • Thunderheads
   • January 17, 2013

3. Best Umpire (or Male Porn Star) Name Ever 1 2

   By Majordave, May 6, 2014
   • 49 replies
   • 30.2k views
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   • Platejob29
   • January 20, 2015

4. Fitness Challenge 1 2 3 4 7

   By Jocko, August 30, 2014   

   • fat ass umps
   • beer belly
   • (and 2 more)

     Tagged with:

     • fat ass umps
     • beer belly
     • lazy
     • excuses
   • 157 replies
   • 20.6k views
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   • Rulekeep
   • March 7, 2015

5. Wierdest thing to Happen on Field? 1 2 3 4

   By MB_Ump, May 21, 2013
   • 97 replies
   • 16.5k views
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   • FleasOf1000Camels
   • July 14, 2014

6. A Golfer's Dilemma

   By grayhawk, September 26, 2012
   • 5 replies
   • 12.5k views
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   • Dannytheman
   • September 27, 2012

7. The Real Deal 1 2 3 4 5

   By Jocko, September 3, 2013   

   • FSU
   • Football
   • (and 5 more)

     Tagged with:

     • FSU
     • Football
     • Jameis Winston
     • Jaboo
     • Hueytown
     • Quarterback
     • Seminoles
   • 105 replies
   • 12.4k views
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   • Jocko
   • July 8, 2014

8. Oddest / Most Unique Ground Rule? 1 2

   By MadMax, June 9, 2014   

   • tall tale
   • humor
   • (and 2 more)

     Tagged with:

     • tall tale
     • humor
     • ballpark
     • ground rules
   • 38 replies
   • 11.1k views
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   • ALStripes17
   • April 8, 2016

9. Brady 1 2

   By ricka56, August 14, 2015
   • 35 replies
   • 10.7k views
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   • Aging_Arbiter
   • January 31, 2018

10. Officiating trainwreck to end UW-ASU game. 1 2 3 4

    By hbk314, September 15, 2013
    • 79 replies
    • 9.9k views
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    • mstaylor
    • September 24, 2013

11. comment made by my son/wife 1 2

    By FVBump, July 2, 2010
    • 30 replies
    • 9.2k views
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    • HugoTafurst
    • February 21, 2011

12. What rule would you change or add? 1 2 3

    By millerforrest, June 27, 2014   

    • Rules
    • 56 replies
    • 9.1k views
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    • Majordave
    • March 26, 2015

13. If you could ump with an mlb umpire who would you work with? 1 2 3

    By BaltimoreUmpire, July 27, 2014
    • 64 replies
    • 9.1k views
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    • johnnyg08
    • April 13, 2015

14. Cliff Clavin was right --- Drink up my friends!

    By Umpire in Chief, April 13, 2012
    • 11 replies
    • 9k views
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    • BT_Blue
    • April 23, 2012

15. Infield Fly Rule Confusion 1 2

    By therefump, April 29, 2009
    • 43 replies
    • 8.7k views
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    • Ump Rube
    • June 17, 2009

16. What the hell did you expect??? 1 2 3

    By Umpire in Chief, October 27, 2011
    • 52 replies
    • 7.7k views
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    • mstaylor
    • January 7, 2012

17. Snow 1 2 3

    By mstaylor, March 18, 2013
    • 69 replies
    • 7.5k views
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    • CentralOhioUmp30
    • March 30, 2013

18. NCAA March Madness Pool 1 2

    By Umpire in Chief, March 3, 2009
    • 46 replies
    • 7.4k views
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    • BT_Blue
    • May 22, 2009

19. March Madness -- Umpire-Empire NCAA basketball pool 1 2

    By Umpire in Chief, March 12, 2010
    • 40 replies
    • 7.4k views
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    • LMSANS
    • April 6, 2010

20. The perfect storm of umpire-specific hilarity 1 2

    By Paperipper17, April 29, 2010
    • 32 replies
    • 7.3k views
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    • yawetag
    • June 11, 2010

21. NCAA Gladiator Playoff 1 2 3

    By ricka56, December 7, 2014
    • 63 replies
    • 7.2k views
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    • Replacematt
    • January 13, 2015

22. Grid Method 1 2 3

    By carolinablue, November 28, 2012
    • 56 replies
    • 7.2k views
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    • semper_fi_72
    • December 8, 2012

23. Catchers say the funniest things...

    By stl_ump, August 23, 2012
    • 3 replies
    • 7.2k views
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    • Dragon29
    • September 5, 2012

24. The Walking Dead 1 2 3

    By Jocko, November 19, 2012
    • 57 replies
    • 7k views
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    • guyinaredhat
    • March 18, 2013

25. Call it both ways Blue 1 2

    By soapbox, November 7, 2011
    • 34 replies
    • 6.9k views
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    • Forest Ump
    • December 2, 2011