A Golfer's Dilemma

[grayhawk]

You are playing for the club championship. You and your opponent are tied after 17 holes. You have the honors on the 18th tee and proceed to hit a drive dead center 250 yards down the fairway. Your opponent hits it right into the woods. After trying to help him find his ball for ten minutes, he tells you to go ahead and hit your second shot. He will look for a couple more minutes and if he can't find it, he'll go back and re-tee. You hit a beautiful second shot ten feet from the cup. Just as your ball hits the green, you hear, "Found it!" and your opponent's shot comes screaming out of the woods and lands only inches from the cup. As your opponent approaches the green, you now face a dilemma...

Do you pull the cheating bastard's ball out of your pocket and confront him, or keep your mouth shut?.......

Credit: Gary Mule Deer

[JaxRolo]

I play golf and people that do that are just cheating themselves.I don't care what they do!

[bam]

You picked up your opponent's ball? And WHO is the cheating bastard?

Edited to add:

Now the consolation match is for the club championship and no one will play with either of you next year.

[LMSANS]

:shakehead: It's a joke! :shrug:

[Guest]

Sounds like 007's golf match in Goldfinger, lol

[Dannytheman]

Now that's funny, right there!! Goldfinger....... The man with the Golden touch/// :wave: :wave: :wave: