Off-Topic/Funny Stories

865 topics in this forum

1. "I want a call!"

   By Vegas_Ump, August 29
   • 2 replies
   • 258 views
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   • Vegas_Ump
   • September 10

3. Good one to remember

   By Velho, August 26
   • 0 replies
   • 97 views
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   • Velho
   • August 26

4. RODENT REPORT

   By Aging_Arbiter, February 2, 2021
   • 12 replies
   • 1.8k views
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   • maven
   • May 17, 2021

5. Bad start to a game

   By ArchAngel72, May 7, 2021
   • 3 replies
   • 788 views
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   • conbo61
   • May 13, 2021

6. Newbie Checklist

   By BLWizzRanger, April 7, 2021
   • 10 replies
   • 1.2k views
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   • conbo61
   • April 13, 2021

7. To flip or not to flip....

   By urout17, March 30, 2021
   • 5 replies
   • 1.1k views
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   • SeeingEyeDog
   • April 3, 2021

8. Whelp...my son has COVID

   By mac266, November 5, 2020
   • 14 replies
   • 1.9k views
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   • aaluck
   • March 26, 2021

9. best thing you did or observed on the LL diamond

   By ArchAngel72, February 1, 2021
   • 14 replies
   • 1.6k views
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   • mac266
   • February 25, 2021

10. New umpire orientation tomorrow

    By BLWizzRanger, February 21, 2021
    • 0 replies
    • 418 views
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    • BLWizzRanger
    • February 21, 2021

11. "Whoa....Time Out!"

    By urout17, February 17, 2021
    • 2 replies
    • 591 views
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    • BT_Blue
    • February 17, 2021

12. Incidental Contact - That’s NOT “nothing”!

    By The Man in Blue, July 27, 2020
    • 0 replies
    • 769 views
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    • The Man in Blue
    • July 27, 2020

13. Coach Education

    By Aging_Arbiter, July 22, 2020
    • 8 replies
    • 1.3k views
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    • SeeingEyeDog
    • July 25, 2020

14. Coach Knucklehead

    By Aging_Arbiter, July 24, 2020
    • 0 replies
    • 518 views
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    • Aging_Arbiter
    • July 24, 2020

15. I wanna ump games with you

    By udbrky, June 28, 2020
    • 2 replies
    • 636 views
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    • udbrky
    • June 29, 2020

16. How to steal signs...

    By urout17, February 20, 2020
    • 8 replies
    • 1.6k views
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    • beerguy55
    • April 1, 2020

17. ads

    By Mudisfun, March 12, 2020
    • 18 replies
    • 2.3k views
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    • Ump29
    • March 20, 2020

18. Well this Sucks

    By ArchAngel72, March 12, 2020
    • 6 replies
    • 921 views
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    • Thunderheads
    • March 13, 2020

19. I can see it now I'm in deep doo doo

    By ArchAngel72, February 10, 2020
    • 9 replies
    • 1.1k views
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    • ArchAngel72
    • February 19, 2020

20. Off TOPIC???......

    By Aging_Arbiter, December 31, 2019
    • 17 replies
    • 1.9k views
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    • ArchAngel72
    • February 13, 2020

21. The Knees!

    By Vegas_Ump, February 8, 2020
    • 3 replies
    • 1k views
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    • Aging_Arbiter
    • February 10, 2020

22. So It just dawned on me what my biggest hurdle is

    By ArchAngel72, February 5, 2020
    • 1 reply
    • 632 views
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    • The Man in Blue
    • February 5, 2020

23. RIP Neil Peart

    By HokieUmp, January 11, 2020
    • 7 replies
    • 1.1k views
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    • beerguy55
    • January 16, 2020

24. Public Batting cages in AZ

    By Mister B, November 14, 2019
    • 1 reply
    • 695 views
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    • MadMax
    • November 14, 2019

25. Ever have a dream about Umping, how about a nightmare?

    By ArchAngel72, November 14, 2019
    • 1 reply
    • 517 views
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    • stevis
    • November 14, 2019

26. Lefties.......are all right

    By Aging_Arbiter, November 14, 2019
    • 1 reply
    • 450 views
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    • ArchAngel72
    • November 14, 2019