Off-Topic/Funny Stories

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1. Sir, that's not yours

   By eddieq, April 29
   • 7 replies
   • 333 views
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   • The Man in Blue
   • 20 hours ago

2. Dealing with difficult people might age you faster, study finds

   By Velho, March 9
   • 13 replies
   • 845 views
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   • BigBlue4u
   • March 12

3. Mrs., Miss, Ms, SWMBO

   By dumbdumb, May 29, 2025
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   • 782 views
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   • dumbdumb
   • May 29, 2025

4. Old articles

   By dumbdumb, November 4, 2023
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   • dumbdumb
   • May 20, 2025

5. WEBSITE FOR UMPLIFE

   By ArchAngel72, April 24, 2024
   • 4 replies
   • 1.6k views
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   • Chris T
   • February 25, 2025

6. 2026 FED Rule Changes

   By 834k3r, December 12, 2024
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   • 834k3r
   • December 12, 2024

7. YOLO

   By dumbdumb, September 29, 2024
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   • 588 views
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   • dumbdumb
   • September 29, 2024

8. What We All Wish We Could Say

   By Eightpoint, July 26, 2024
   • 4 replies
   • 1k views
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   • Velho
   • July 31, 2024

9. 1st youth umpire ever to not have any issues with parents or coaches

   By ArchAngel72, May 21, 2024
   • 7 replies
   • 1.5k views
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   • DerekGDS
   • May 22, 2024

10. Help Wanted: WordPress, MySQL, cPanel

    By MadMax, September 2, 2023
    • 6 replies
    • 1.6k views
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    • MadMax
    • December 21, 2023

11. Umpiring Before 8 or It's Too Late

    By Mad Mike, June 13, 2023
    • 4 replies
    • 1.5k views
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    • SeeingEyeDog
    • June 13, 2023

12. That shut him up !

    By Lou B, June 11, 2023
    • 2 replies
    • 1.3k views
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    • beerguy55
    • June 12, 2023

13. Who says we don't have guts

    By flyingron, May 26, 2023
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    • 562 views
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    • flyingron
    • May 26, 2023

14. "I want a call!"

    By Vegas_Ump, August 29, 2022
    • 4 replies
    • 1.9k views
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    • Vegas_Ump
    • May 12, 2023

15. FTX going under

    By flyingron, November 10, 2022
    • 8 replies
    • 2k views
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    • Aging_Arbiter
    • February 20, 2023

16. Good one to remember

    By Velho, August 26, 2022
    • 0 replies
    • 681 views
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    • Velho
    • August 26, 2022

17. RODENT REPORT

    By Aging_Arbiter, February 2, 2021
    • 12 replies
    • 3.7k views
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    • maven
    • May 17, 2021

18. Bad start to a game

    By ArchAngel72, May 7, 2021
    • 3 replies
    • 1.8k views
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    • conbo61
    • May 13, 2021

19. Newbie Checklist

    By BLWizzRanger, April 7, 2021
    • 10 replies
    • 2.8k views
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    • conbo61
    • April 13, 2021

20. To flip or not to flip....

    By urout17, March 30, 2021
    • 5 replies
    • 2.6k views
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    • SeeingEyeDog
    • April 3, 2021

21. Whelp...my son has COVID

    By mac266, November 5, 2020
    • 14 replies
    • 3.7k views
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    • aaluck
    • March 26, 2021

22. best thing you did or observed on the LL diamond

    By ArchAngel72, February 1, 2021
    • 14 replies
    • 3.7k views
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    • mac266
    • February 25, 2021

23. New umpire orientation tomorrow

    By BLWizzRanger, February 21, 2021
    • 0 replies
    • 998 views
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    • BLWizzRanger
    • February 21, 2021

24. "Whoa....Time Out!"

    By urout17, February 17, 2021
    • 2 replies
    • 1.6k views
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    • BT_Blue
    • February 17, 2021

25. Incidental Contact - That’s NOT “nothing”!

    By The Man in Blue, July 27, 2020
    • 0 replies
    • 1.4k views
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    • The Man in Blue
    • July 27, 2020