Sir, that's not yours

[eddieq]

After my game last night, I needed to car space for some grocery shopping, so I brought my gear bags inside.  Fast forward to this morning, I'm sitting having my coffee, checking email and such, and I hear my dog (Lord General Marble Rye - but you can call him Marble) running back and forth.  The cadence of his running and the noises he was making told me that he had something he shouldn't have.  Usually it's a sock, or he's stolen a dish towel from the kitchen.  Nope.  I turned around and he has one of my plate shoes because when I pulled my gear bags in, I didn't actually fully shut them.  Everything is zipped up now.  I'll admit, he's pretty strong for a low rider.

The aforementioned Lord General

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[WIUMP]

The bestest boy.

[eddieq]

16 hours ago, WIUMP said:

The bestest boy.

Correct.

[MadMax]

A dumb-headed pitcher stepping on you (and your pricey plate shoes) while backing up a potential play at the plate because he's the one that gave up a multi-base hit with runners on is still far worse of an offense than man's best friend finding a new fetch-toy. 

At least yer doggo feels ashamed if you scold him. 

... whereas that big dumb F1 just says, "Oh, my bad, Blue" and goes right back to pitching like a big dumb animal. 

[SeeingEyeDog]

Marble, let's not have any more of that, please. If you continue, you will be ejected...and we will all still love you.

~Dawg

[eddieq]

On 5/1/2026 at 10:00 PM, MadMax said:

At least yer doggo feels ashamed if you scold him. 

Oh, he'll do it again if he gets the chance.  Especially immediate post game when they are still hot and stinky