Off-Topic/Funny Stories

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1. Boombah

   By grozzly, August 30, 2015
   • 4 replies
   • 2.2k views
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   • Man_In_Black
   • September 1, 2015

2. Called my no-hitter

   By cigarmon, April 28, 2012
   • 10 replies
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   • umpcoachfather
   • May 7, 2012

3. Player wasn't sure I saw him touch the plate.

   By Trapper, June 22, 2015
   • 7 replies
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   • Umpirechick1
   • July 18, 2015

4. My first day as an umpire -- LONG

   By Umpire in Chief, July 25, 2008
   • 1 reply
   • 2.2k views
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   • Kyle_Stevens
   • July 26, 2008

5. Stole 2B on consecutive pitches.

   By Kevin_K, June 23, 2015   

   • wtf?
   • 5 replies
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   • mhoffman
   • November 26, 2015

6. Ridiculous

   By BRUMP, February 18, 2014   

   • hockey
   • 11 replies
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   • UmpireFever
   • February 20, 2014

7. Scorebook Question

   By BrianC14, March 10, 2010
   • 10 replies
   • 2.2k views
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   • BT_Blue
   • March 14, 2010

8. Homer Simpson HOF

   By ricka56, October 24, 2017
   • 5 replies
   • 2.2k views
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   • ricka56
   • November 16, 2017

9. Florida Pitcher

   By bigblue89, February 12, 2011
   • 5 replies
   • 2.2k views
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   • Umpire in Chief
   • February 20, 2011

10. Umpire field trainers?

    By blindumpire99, June 29, 2009
    • 5 replies
    • 2.2k views
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    • nolanadair
    • August 19, 2009

11. 2014 Pro School attendees

    By SunDevil#71, November 4, 2013
    • 13 replies
    • 2.2k views
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    • Stan W.
    • December 2, 2013

12. Trick Play

    By JaxRolo, November 10, 2010
    • 10 replies
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    • mstaylor
    • November 11, 2010

13. Do you have a pet?

    By Deewelch, April 16, 2018
    • 7 replies
    • 2.2k views
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    • Aging_Arbiter
    • April 17, 2018

14. "It doesn't work that way, coach...."

    By Mick, January 13, 2015
    • 8 replies
    • 2.2k views
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    • Mudisfun
    • January 22, 2015

15. whole game laughing

    By bigblue89, May 14, 2011
    • 6 replies
    • 2.2k views
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    • HokieUmp
    • May 15, 2011

16. Struck me as funny...

    By wek29, June 17, 2010
    • 8 replies
    • 2.2k views
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    • jnazz
    • June 19, 2010

17. SWMBO- The Saga Continues

    By Aging_Arbiter, March 6, 2017
    • 9 replies
    • 2.2k views
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    • dumbdumb
    • March 9, 2017

18. Gas shortage

    By Richvee, November 1, 2012
    • 17 replies
    • 2.2k views
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    • Richvee
    • November 4, 2012

19. Turkey was pretty much my last choice...

    By Rulekeep, October 12, 2015
    • 10 replies
    • 2.2k views
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    • Rulekeep
    • October 22, 2015

20. How would you like to used your debit cards at

    By Umpiresoftball, August 17, 2013
    • 13 replies
    • 2.2k views
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    • johnnyg08
    • August 20, 2013

21. Did that play really just happen?

    By Thawk, July 26, 2016
    • 13 replies
    • 2.1k views
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    • Replacematt
    • July 29, 2016

22. Same-Team Brawl

    By mepperson, February 5, 2008
    • 1 reply
    • 2.1k views
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    • blindumpire99
    • September 26, 2008

23. FTX going under

    By flyingron, November 10, 2022
    • 8 replies
    • 2.1k views
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    • Aging_Arbiter
    • February 20, 2023

24. World Cup

    By maninblack69, June 21, 2010
    • 8 replies
    • 2.1k views
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    • mstaylor
    • June 24, 2010

25. Batter's Box

    By etignor11, April 20, 2012
    • 7 replies
    • 2.1k views
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    • James Walker
    • May 7, 2012