Off-Topic/Funny Stories

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1. ..but wait! there's more!......SWMBO that is

   By Aging_Arbiter, March 14, 2019
   • 8 replies
   • 1.9k views
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   • BT_Blue
   • March 16, 2019

2. 'REAL' job 1 2 3 4 9

   By Jocko, May 21, 2014
   • 200 replies
   • 38.7k views
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   • JSam21
   • May 20, 2019

3. 'Umpire Jokes'

   By widac, January 16, 2011
   • 1 reply
   • 6.5k views
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   • Umpire in Chief
   • January 16, 2011

4. "Bad call, Ump"

   By stl_ump, August 30, 2012
   • 6 replies
   • 1.8k views
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   • stl_ump
   • August 31, 2012

5. "Hell of a game"

   By stl_ump, June 17, 2013
   • 2 replies
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   • semper_fi_72
   • June 18, 2013

6. "I lost it in the ...."

   By stl_ump, May 23, 2011
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   • stl_ump
   • May 23, 2011

7. "I might get dinged on my evaluation for that."

   By Rulekeep, May 28, 2015
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   • Rulekeep
   • May 28, 2015

8. "I want a call!"

   By Vegas_Ump, August 29, 2022
   • 4 replies
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   • Vegas_Ump
   • May 12, 2023

9. "It doesn't work that way, coach...."

   By Mick, January 13, 2015
   • 8 replies
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   • Mudisfun
   • January 22, 2015

10. "it's not fair..."

    By stl_ump, May 23, 2011
    • 1 reply
    • 1.8k views
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    • mstaylor
    • May 24, 2011

11. "somebody on that"

    By th3, May 18, 2013
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    • Pete Peterson Sr
    • May 19, 2013

12. "Strike Three"

    By rulebook, April 14, 2012
    • 5 replies
    • 1.8k views
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    • sdix00
    • May 16, 2012

13. "Thats obstruction!!....oops, I mean interference"

    By umpkid7, June 22, 2009
    • 2 replies
    • 2.1k views
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    • Stan W.
    • June 22, 2009

14. "The umpire told me to"

    By Jeremy_UEFL, May 16, 2012
    • 6 replies
    • 2.3k views
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    • ring-em-up12
    • May 23, 2012

15. "we got time"

    By yerout13, July 6, 2010
    • 3 replies
    • 2.1k views
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    • catoblue
    • July 9, 2010

16. "What are you staring at?"

    By Paperipper17, September 15, 2010
    • 16 replies
    • 5.1k views
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    • RedPiranha
    • November 9, 2011

17. "Whoa....Time Out!"

    By urout17, February 17, 2021
    • 2 replies
    • 1.7k views
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    • BT_Blue
    • February 17, 2021

18. #JustAwkwardTeenOfficiatorThings

    By Rulekeep, October 22, 2014
    • 15 replies
    • 2.4k views
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    • Rulekeep
    • October 24, 2014

19. <acronym title='Infield fly'>IFF</acronym> ?

    By stl_ump, May 8, 2012
    • 11 replies
    • 3.1k views
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    • James Walker
    • May 15, 2012

20. $#!+ Fantasy Football Fans say:

    By ricka56, October 18, 2013
    • 2 replies
    • 1.1k views
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    • ricka56
    • October 19, 2013

21. 1-Point Safety

    By JaxRolo, January 4, 2013   

    • football
    • safet
    • 7 replies
    • 1.9k views
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    • VAUmp
    • February 22, 2013

22. 10yo Antics

    By mjr_2013, January 26, 2014
    • 2 replies
    • 1.6k views
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    • DVA7130
    • January 27, 2014

23. 1st Amendment

    By Jocko, August 2, 2012
    • 23 replies
    • 2.9k views
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    • Jocko
    • August 3, 2012

24. 1st HS game

    By carolinablue, September 10, 2008
    • 3 replies
    • 2k views
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    • Old Nr 24
    • February 15, 2009

25. 1st youth umpire ever to not have any issues with parents or coaches

    By ArchAngel72, May 21, 2024
    • 7 replies
    • 1.6k views
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    • DerekGDS
    • May 22, 2024