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He has a weird way of having fun, I've never heard any umpire at any level talk like that unless they knew they were being recorded. (Playing "nice guy" ump.)

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He has a weird way of having fun, I've never heard any umpire at any level talk like that unless they knew they were being recorded. (Playing "nice guy" ump.)

I'm always a nice guy on the field!  Why not?

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He has a weird way of having fun, I've never heard any umpire at any level talk like that unless they knew they were being recorded. (Playing "nice guy" ump.)

 

Then you haven't been around long enough.

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I chat up F2's here and there - nothing over the top, but I like to get a dialogue going.  I have to think doing your first World Series plate has got to get you excited - I think he was releasing some of that nervous energy.  Also, as an umpire, would there be anything more fun than a World Series plate?

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I chat up F2's here and there - nothing over the top, but I like to get a dialogue going.  I have to think doing your first World Series plate has got to get you excited - I think he was releasing some of that nervous energy.  Also, as an umpire, would there be anything more fun than a World Series plate?

BEFORE, or AFTER you've cleaned your pants?!? :D

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I chat up F2's here and there - nothing over the top, but I like to get a dialogue going.  I have to think doing your first World Series plate has got to get you excited - I think he was releasing some of that nervous energy.  Also, as an umpire, would there be anything more fun than a World Series plate?

BEFORE, or AFTER you've cleaned your pants?!? :D

 

 

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Depends/Nutty Buddy/Jock/Leggings

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All of that sounded so...faked to me. Like "I have a mic herp derp WASSUP."

Some day when you get down working Pony ball.. you can chat ( a little with the F2)..

 

dude it was his 1st WS game behind the plate.... you dont think he was a little excited.

 

Heck I'm happy for him.

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All of that sounded so...faked to me. Like "I have a mic herp derp WASSUP."

Some day when you get down working Pony ball.. you can chat ( a little with the F2)..

 

dude it was his 1st WS game behind the plate.... you dont think he was a little excited.

 

Heck I'm happy for him.

 

Brow...

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I talk with catchers a lot, find out where good restaurants are or what good movies they like. Cuts through a lot of crap and gets to the human element. Was making a business deal with a catcher once and a batter asked us to wait until he wasn't there. I punched him out on strike three next pitch.

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Umpstu is THE MAN!!!! He has an awesome strike three punchout by the way.

F*#K batters. We are working. They are playing. Gotta keep things light if you can when working. I rarely call a questionable/border pitch a strike three on a catcher. If the other catcher asks where the pitch was I tell him where I had it, that it was a questionable pitch and that I give the benefit of the doubt to the catchers. I don't screw the catcher if he's working hard and working with me.

After all, it's bad to have sex with people you work with. Makes things awkward around the office so to speak. Hahaha

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Umpstu is THE MAN!!!! He has an awesome strike three punchout by the way.

F*#K batters. We are working. They are playing. Gotta keep things light if you can when working. I rarely call a questionable/border pitch a strike three on a catcher. If the other catcher asks where the pitch was I tell him where I had it, that it was a questionable pitch and that I give the benefit of the doubt to the catchers. I don't screw the catcher if he's working hard and working with me.

After all, it's bad to have sex with people you work with. Makes things awkward around the office so to speak. Hahaha

Every post you talk about sex!  You ok man?

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Only on UE can we have a thread that has both Depends AND sex in it...we ROCK!! :hi5:

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Umpstu is THE MAN!!!! He has an awesome strike three punchout by the way.

F*#K batters. We are working. They are playing. Gotta keep things light if you can when working. I rarely call a questionable/border pitch a strike three on a catcher. If the other catcher asks where the pitch was I tell him where I had it, that it was a questionable pitch and that I give the benefit of the doubt to the catchers. I don't screw the catcher if he's working hard and working with me.

After all, it's bad to have sex with people you work with. Makes things awkward around the office so to speak. Hahaha

Every post you talk about sex!  You ok man?

 

IKR I get more of that talk from his posts than listening to my classmates...something is off there...

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Sorry if I offended you Rolo. Didn't know you were so sensitive. Baseball and sex are my two favorite things to do. I get them mixed together sometimes.......okay all the time. In the future I'll try to be more sensitive to your delicate nature.

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Sorry if I offended you Rolo. Didn't know you were so sensitive. Baseball and sex are my two favorite things to do. I get them mixed together sometimes.......okay all the time. In the future I'll try to be more sensitive to your delicate nature.
Ha I think your Latina is not giving you any.
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Sorry if I offended you Rolo. Didn't know you were so sensitive. Baseball and sex are my two favorite things to do. I get them mixed together sometimes.......okay all the time. In the future I'll try to be more sensitive to your delicate nature.

Ha

I think your Latina is not giving you any.You think he has one? DAMN Rolo, you're having a positive day!

:wave:

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