A joke regarding tomorrow ....

[Thunderheads]

Ok, ...

 

If some months have 30 days, and some months have 31 days, .... how many months have 28 days?

 

[VAUmp]

12

You have two coins that total 30 cents, and one is not a nickel.  What two coins do you have?

[Thunderheads]

12

 

surprising how many people will say "1"

[grayhawk]

12

You have two coins that total 30 cents, and one is not a nickel.  What two coins do you have?

 

A quarter and a nickel.

[Thunderheads]

There is a bowl of ten apples in front of you, if you take two, how many do you have?

Jeff - via Tapatalk

[cyclonehokiece]

12

You have two coins that total 30 cents, and one is not a nickel. What two coins do you have?

To get smartass on you, you didn't specify what country so I say you have an Australian 20 cent and 10 cent coin.

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[SJA]

Don't laugh:

In baseball, how many outs are there in an inning?

:-?

[th3]

who's buried in Grant's Tomb?

[maven]

 

12

 

surprising how many people will say "1"

 

 

By the same logic as the joke, 1 is not wrong.

[maven]

There is a bowl of ten apples in front of you, if you take two, how many do you have?

Jeff - via Tapatalk

You're driving a bus that is leaving on a trip from Pennsylvania and ending in New York. To start off with, there were 32 passengers on the bus. At the next bus stop, 11 people get off and 9 people get on. At the next bus stop, 2 people get off and 2 people get on. At the next bus stop, 12 people get on and 16 people get off. At the next bus stop, 5 people get on and 3 people get off. Question: What color are the bus driver's eyes?

 

[SJA]

Brown . . . unless after a hard night.

HA! ;-)

[noumpere]

T or F:  This statement is false.

[maven]

T or F:  This statement is false.

Any effectively generated theory capable of expressing elementary arithmetic cannot be both consistent and complete. In particular, for any consistent, effectively generated formal theory that proves certain basic arithmetic truths, there is an arithmetical statement that is true, but not provable in the theory.

[Jocko]

We all had that hippie philosophy prof that thought he could get our philosophical juices flowing with a one word pop quiz

"Why?"

I threw him a curve with my two word answer:

"Why not?"

Got an A in his class

[ALStripes17]

2 + 2 = 4 ... but we can't prove it

[maineump]

I sense new FED test writers in this group?

[umpstu]

 

There is a bowl of ten apples in front of you, if you take two, how many do you have?

Jeff - via Tapatalk

You're driving a bus that is leaving on a trip from Pennsylvania and ending in New York. To start off with, there were 32 passengers on the bus. At the next bus stop, 11 people get off and 9 people get on. At the next bus stop, 2 people get off and 2 people get on. At the next bus stop, 12 people get on and 16 people get off. At the next bus stop, 5 people get on and 3 people get off. Question: What color are the bus driver's eyes?

 

 

47

[johnnyg08]

Don't laugh:

In baseball, how many outs are there in an inning?

:-?

6

[kristoffae]

An airplane crashes on the border of the US and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors?

If you do this once in a day it is a good thing but if you do it more than once it is illegal and you can be arrested?

[Replacematt]

T or F:  This statement is false.

 

Is there a cat involved?

[Kevin_K]

who's buried in Grant's Tomb?

 

It aint just Grant. His wife is too.

[tjwoelfel13]

A cowboy rides into town on a Friday. He stays in town for 3 days and leaves on Friday. How did he do it?

[Thunderheads]

 

 

12

 

surprising how many people will say "1"

 

 

By the same logic as the joke, 1 is not wrong.

 

No,..... 1 is never the correct answer ....

 

it's a test question for "listening" or "reading" ...

[SJA]

Don't laugh:

In baseball, how many outs are there in an inning?

:-?

6

You would be surprised how many people say 3 . . . I didn't expect anyone on here to get it wrong though.

:-)

[Thunderheads]

 

 

Don't laugh:

In baseball, how many outs are there in an inning?

:-?

6

 

You would be surprised how many people say 3 . . . I didn't expect anyone on here to get it wrong though.

:-)

 

they asked that at SEMUC before we got going w/ our first field session .....  I was the first to say "6" ...the instructor looked at me (remembered me from last year) and said .... "shut up Jeff"