A joke regarding tomorrow ....

[maven]

A cowboy rides into town on a Friday. He stays in town for 3 days and leaves on Friday. How did he do it?

Horse is named 'Friday'. For the record, I answered this one because I had not heard it.

[Thunderheads]

How many animals did Moses put on the Arc?

[ALStripes17]

Moses talked to fiery foliage. He did not build the giant boat of giant boats :)

[Thunderheads]

Moses talked to fiery foliage. He did not build the giant boat of giant boats

BAM!