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umpire78

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How many times have we all heard this during a game? I have to chuckle when they say it to me, because I look at it this way: This IDIOT will go away. When he gets to his next game, THAT umpire will be given the mantle of "YOU ARE THE WORST UMPIRE, EVER!!" this fan, player, manager has ever seen. So, don't take it personally. In fact, chuckle visibly if you can.

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Tyennie
Tyennie

Which also begs the question. If the worst umpire ever is in some other state, than how can it be me? Or follow with the line " I bet you say that to all the guys" ha ha :rollinglaugh:

Richvee
Richvee

I heard this from the dugout of a Freshman team that was down 11-2 with 2 outs in the 7th. Team was horrible. The must have missed 5 or 6 routine flyballs to center and left field, at least 2 or 3 gro

Umpy
Umpy

I believe it when its a little league team telling me I'm the best umpire they've ever seen, because I know what other umpires work their league. I don't believe it when its a little league team te

Tyennie

Tyennie

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Which also begs the question. If the worst umpire ever is in some other state, than how can it be me? :) Or follow with the line " I bet you say that to all the guys" ha ha :rollinglaugh:

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Richvee

Richvee

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I heard this from the dugout of a Freshman team that was down 11-2 with 2 outs in the 7th. Team was horrible. The must have missed 5 or 6 routine flyballs to center and left field, at least 2 or 3 ground balls through the legs of F5 and F6..Looking at fastballs down the middle, swinging at curves in the dirt. Just a horrible team.

Couldn't EJ for 2 reasons.

1. I didn't know exactly who said it.

2. If I opened my mouth at that point it would have been hard not to crack up laughing, because when the kid said it, at that very time I was thinking to myself, "This is the WORST high school Freshman team EVER!! :rollinglaugh:

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Jocko

Jocko

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I've never heard this. Make a right call once in a while :hopmad: :P

soapbox

soapbox

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I just posted in the eject section the other day. As I showed "Coach" the parking lot, in his farewell speech to me, the theatric, "YOU, ARE THE WORST EVER!". So, whereas, some of you have the distinction of just being the measly worst. I, on the other hand, with the award as worst ever.

soapbox

soapbox

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Damn, I kicked the post. I didn't read it well. I guess I'm not the worst ever. I thought you were just the worst. I guess not reading the post correctly does give me a slight edge now in being the worst ever. Comeon men, nominate me, please!

mstaylor

mstaylor

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We had a men's league manager that didn't like this one umpire. Everytime he had him the manager would say he is the most inconsistant umpire everytime. I told him at some point that makes him somewhat consistant.

Jocko

Jocko

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Consistantly inconsistant? Oxymoron. Like good coach.

Jocko

Jocko

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I bet I can beat you all at being the Worst Umpire Ever!!!

that's cause you're a clown in a plate coat!
SanDiegoSteve

SanDiegoSteve

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I have been given that moniker many times. Worst Umpire I've Ever Seen. And I've been told I'm the best umpire a team ever had many times too. I don't believe the hype either way. I know I'm not the best, and I know I'm far from the worst, so I usually feel pretty damn good about myself overall.

Umpy

Umpy

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I believe it when its a little league team telling me I'm the best umpire they've ever seen, because I know what other umpires work their league.

I don't believe it when its a little league team telling me I'm the worst umpire they've ever seen, because I know what other umpires work their league.

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Richvee

Richvee

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Reminds me of the old George Carlin schtick...."Somewhere in the world, by process of elimination, there is the world's worst doctor.....And someone has an appointment to see him tomorrow!! :wow:

Jocko

Jocko

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I believe it when its a little league team telling me I'm the best umpire they've ever seen, because I know what other umpires work their league.

I don't believe it when its a little league team telling me I'm the worst umpire they've ever seen, because I know what other umpires work their league.

eating your own cake. I hear ya.
wek29

wek29

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I heard this from the dugout of a Freshman team that was down 11-2 with 2 outs in the 7th. Team was horrible. The must have missed 5 or 6 routine flyballs to center and left field, at least 2 or 3 ground balls through the legs of F5 and F6..Looking at fastballs down the middle, swinging at curves in the dirt. Just a horrible team.

Couldn't EJ for 2 reasons.

1. I didn't know exactly who said it.

2. If I opened my mouth at that point it would have been hard not to crack up laughing, because when the kid said it, at that very time I was thinking to myself, "This is the WORST high school Freshman team EVER!! :rollinglaugh:

Wouldn't you love to say, "Well they thought it would be funny to have the worst team and umpire on the field together!"?

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grayhawk

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I heard this from the dugout of a Freshman team that was down 11-2 with 2 outs in the 7th. Team was horrible. The must have missed 5 or 6 routine flyballs to center and left field, at least 2 or 3 ground balls through the legs of F5 and F6..Looking at fastballs down the middle, swinging at curves in the dirt. Just a horrible team.

Couldn't EJ for 2 reasons.

1. I didn't know exactly who said it.

2. If I opened my mouth at that point it would have been hard not to crack up laughing, because when the kid said it, at that very time I was thinking to myself, "This is the WORST high school Freshman team EVER!! :rollinglaugh:

Regarding #1 above, you have a couple of options:

1. Pick the kid that's keeping the book, or a kid with sneakers on.

2. Go to the head coach and ask him to pick, or you'll pick his starting shortstop.

mstaylor

mstaylor

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I heard this from the dugout of a Freshman team that was down 11-2 with 2 outs in the 7th. Team was horrible. The must have missed 5 or 6 routine flyballs to center and left field, at least 2 or 3 ground balls through the legs of F5 and F6..Looking at fastballs down the middle, swinging at curves in the dirt. Just a horrible team.

Couldn't EJ for 2 reasons.

1. I didn't know exactly who said it.

2. If I opened my mouth at that point it would have been hard not to crack up laughing, because when the kid said it, at that very time I was thinking to myself, "This is the WORST high school Freshman team EVER!! :rollinglaugh:

Wouldn't you love to say, "Well they thought it would be funny to have the worst team and umpire on the field together!"?

Perhaps," I tend to umpire to the level of play."

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UmpireSam

UmpireSam

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My UIC said that there are Umpires slower than me.

He also said that there are Umpires better than me.

But he finished with the statement " But Big Del, there are no Umpires better than you, who also are slower than you !

Thanks ?

Jocko

Jocko

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HALLELUJAH! A post that didn't mention how you do it at Disney!

mjr_2013

mjr_2013

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HALLELUJAH! A post that didn't mention how you do it at Disney!

SIR

MICKEY does not like that sort of language.

That post just made my night... I don't know whether I should be laughing or crying right now.... Wowzers

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