Game stats

[Rulekeep]

As an up and coming stand up goaltender, I've decided to brag about record my statistics here for all of you to laugh at look at. (Since this most likely will be a "funny story" as well as off topic. ) 

 

1/16/16

First half: Black team. Five shots. Two saves.  

Second half: White team. Nine shots. Six saves.

Notes: Very sore. Can not walk without considerable pain. First game I've played since I was ten years old. Only fell backwards twice. Got stick stuck in net once.

[ricka56]

As an up and coming stand up goaltender...

Hey Belfour, I'd like to see some save percentage comparisons to the sit-down goaltenders

[Rulekeep]

Hey Belfour, I'd like to see some save percentage comparisons to the sit-down goaltenders

They're called butterfly goalies...my my, I expect more out of a former hockey player, although, I suppose when you played hockey, Patrick Roy had not yet risen to fame and the goalies still played with magazines taped to their shins.  

[ricka56]

They're called butterfly goalies...my my, I expect more out of a former hockey player, although, I suppose when you played hockey, Patrick Roy had not yet risen to fame and the goalies still played with magazines taped to their shins.  

You call them butterfly goalie...we called them floppers. They can't skate, so they flop to their knees whenever someone is shooting. Unless they catch/hold the shot, they are almost always out of position for a rebound (laying on the ice). A skater that can lift a shot can score regularly on a flopper. The "sit-down" description was a joke, as opposed to your "stand-up" (the only way to do it) description. Patty Roy's success had more to do with the team he was on (Montreal Canadians) than his flopping-style. And for the record, the Canadian (like the Yankee) suck.

[Rulekeep]

1/23/16

First half:  White team. Five shots. Three saves. (Including a kick save.)

Second half: Black team. Five shots. One save.

Notes: Played a Fairbanks Nanooks Alumni team that was in town that somehow didn't get the memo about no full slapshots. My neckguard is the seventh level of hell. 

[ricka56]

Absent are any team scores...or is Alaska hockey like youth soccer where they don't keep score. 
Remember, there is no "I" in the word team. 
haw

[stkjock]

30 minutes ago, ricka56 said:

Remember, there is no "I" in the word team. 
 

[ricka56]

2 minutes ago, stkjock said:

There is a "u" in the word schmuck.

[stkjock]

8 minutes ago, ricka56 said:

There is a "u" in the word schmuck.

there's a "u" in putz as well 

[Rulekeep]

8 hours ago, ricka56 said:

Absent are any team scores...or is Alaska hockey like youth soccer where they don't keep score. 
Remember, there is no "I" in the word team. 
haw

No scoreboard in pick up league. My godfather tracks my stats for me. Because he's not a jerk. Unlike another washed out hotshot skater I know.  

[kylehutson]

17 hours ago, stkjock said:

By golly, you're correct. It's right there in the A-hole.

[stkjock]

Just now, kylehutson said:

By golly, you're correct. It's right there in the A-hole.

Exactly!!! 

[UmpJeff]

On ‎1‎/‎18‎/‎2016 at 10:22 PM, Rulekeep said:

As an up and coming stand up goaltender, I've decided to brag about record my statistics here for all of you to laugh at look at. (Since this most likely will be a "funny story" as well as off topic. ) 

 

1/16/16

First half: Black team. Five shots. Two saves.  

Second half: White team. Nine shots. Six saves.

Notes: Very sore. Can not walk without considerable pain. First game I've played since I was ten years old. Only fell backwards twice. Got stick stuck in net once.

I'm confused...Soccer or Hockey?

First half, Second half = Soccer; First Period, Second Period, Third Period, and stick = Hockey.

If it's the latter...good for you!!!  Hockey is a great game.  But, I'd work on that .571 Save Percentage! 

[lawump]

On ‎3‎/‎4‎/‎2016 at 2:13 PM, UmpJeff said:

I'm confused...Soccer or Hockey?

First half, Second half = Soccer; First Period, Second Period, Third Period, and stick = Hockey.

If it's the latter...good for you!!!  Hockey is a great game.  But, I'd work on that .571 Save Percentage! 

.571 would get you into Cooperstown though!  LOL

[UmpJeff]

On ‎3‎/‎10‎/‎2016 at 4:20 PM, lawump said:

.571 would get you into Cooperstown though!  LOL

...draped in robes of the finest linen with a jewel-encrusted crown of gold on your head, for sure!

[Rulekeep]

On March 3, 2016 at 10:13 AM, UmpJeff said:

I'm confused...Soccer or Hockey?

First half, Second half = Soccer; First Period, Second Period, Third Period, and stick = Hockey.

If it's the latter...good for you!!!  Hockey is a great game.  But, I'd work on that .571 Save Percentage! 

Ice hockey BUT my league had an hour of ice time so we'd just drop the puck and play until somebody puked or the rink staff kicked us off and thirty minutes in myself and the other tendy would switch creases. 

[ZebraStripes]

On 3/3/2016 at 2:13 PM, UmpJeff said:

I'm confused...Soccer or Hockey?

First half, Second half = Soccer; First Period, Second Period, Third Period, and stick = Hockey.

If it's the latter...good for you!!!  Hockey is a great game.  But, I'd work on that .571 Save Percentage! 

soccer in Alaska in January would be interesting

[HokieUmp]

20 hours ago, ZebraStripes said:

soccer in Alaska in January would be interesting

Soccer anywhere, any time, is rarely interesting.....

[udbrky]

1 hour ago, HokieUmp said:

Soccer anywhere, any time, is rarely interesting.....

Soccer is awesome. My 2nd favorite sport.

[udbrky]

On 3/10/2016 at 3:20 PM, lawump said:

.571 would get you into Cooperstown though!  LOL

 

On 3/14/2016 at 7:25 AM, UmpJeff said:

...draped in robes of the finest linen with a jewel-encrusted crown of gold on your head, for sure!

Just make sure you don't get caught gambling until after you get in!

[Rulekeep]

On April 1, 2016 at 0:59 PM, ZebraStripes said:

soccer in Alaska in January would be interesting

We have field houses you know