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I've been noticing a trend ........

 

I've been noticing that this fraternity of ours loves to say "don't suck" when referencing someones big game, or big promotion, etc, etc ....

 

Well, I searched the forum and found that saying 32 times within U-E.

 

Why does this term seem to be a part of 'umpire-speak' ?? :shrug:

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Maybe it's similar to the Roman Army's "Strength and Honor" (Gladiator!), or Notre Dame's "Play Like A Champion, Today!", except with us it's "Don't Suck".

 

Only 32?

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My favorite line when working youth baseball: "Let's go ruin some kid's dreams. " Sent from my SAMSUNG-SGH-I747 using Tapatalk 2

That reminds me of one I used to hear and use from time to time....

 

"Let's call 'em as if we see 'em!" :D

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I always liked the one my old mentor used to say to me.............."good luck today boys .....dont get your name in the paper."................

 

which if you think about it....means "dont suck".

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I'm sure Different groups do different things . Last yr was my first with our HS group and every game I worked with the "vets" the base guy would always ask for my brush and brush off HP before the meeting . It wa always kind of awkward when they did that . A 2 inch punch for the PU on his CP as well before the BU takes his position pre pitch .

Another friend of mine says " go do the voodoo that you do so well. "


What do I say '? "Don't suck . " I picked that up here .

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I know it's my mom's favorite line for anything...

 

I was in the HS marching band, and the band paraded behind the home bleachers before entering the field for pregame... My mom would sit on the top row of the bleachers and as we passed, would shout out "DON'T SUCK MATT!!" plenty loud enough for the entire 100-member marching band plus the student section to hear.

 

:smachhead:

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I picked it up here and told it to a fellow teacher at work who was having a group of principals observe her teaching a lesson.

 

It's quite universal.

 

As for association oddities, one way the vets break up the tension of a young guy's big game is by U1 covering the plate with dirt the first time we have a 3-man rotation where PU heads to 3rd and U1 heads home.

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My favorite line when working youth baseball: "Let's go ruin some kid's dreams. " Sent from my SAMSUNG-SGH-I747 using Tapatalk 2

That reminds me of one I used to hear and use from time to time....

 

"Let's call 'em as if we see 'em!" :D

Jeff,

That has got to be the funniest thing I have seen all year!

And you owe me a new wireless keyboard since my Gatorade wound up all over my old one!

 

Tom

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unless you remind me not to suck.

Someone needs to! :FIRE: :fire: :fire:
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My favorite line when working youth baseball: "Let's go ruin some kid's dreams. " Sent from my SAMSUNG-SGH-I747 using Tapatalk 2

That reminds me of one I used to hear and use from time to time....

 

"Let's call 'em as if we see 'em!" :D

Jeff,

That has got to be the funniest thing I have seen all year!

And you owe me a new wireless keyboard since my Gatorade wound up all over my old one!

 

Tom

Hi Tom, sorry man! LOL :D

 

I'm glad you found that funny!  My first UIC (Mentor) used to say that was we walked on the field ...it always made me relax and enjoy the game!

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I know it's my mom's favorite line for anything...

 

I was in the HS marching band, and the band paraded behind the home bleachers before entering the field for pregame... My mom would sit on the top row of the bleachers and as we passed, would shout out "DON'T SUCK MATT!!" plenty loud enough for the entire 100-member marching band plus the student section to hear.

 

:smachhead:

 

So how's therapy working out for ya?

 

 

(And, what did you play?  Drumline for me.)

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I know it's my mom's favorite line for anything...

 

I was in the HS marching band, and the band paraded behind the home bleachers before entering the field for pregame... My mom would sit on the top row of the bleachers and as we passed, would shout out "DON'T SUCK MATT!!" plenty loud enough for the entire 100-member marching band plus the student section to hear.

 

:smachhead:

 

So how's therapy working out for ya?

 

 

(And, what did you play?  Drumline for me.)

 

We're making progress! ;)

 

And ohhhh. I didn't know you were one of "THEM". :P

 

Alto Saxophone in marching, jazz, and concert band.

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I know it's my mom's favorite line for anything...

 

I was in the HS marching band, and the band paraded behind the home bleachers before entering the field for pregame... My mom would sit on the top row of the bleachers and as we passed, would shout out "DON'T SUCK MATT!!" plenty loud enough for the entire 100-member marching band plus the student section to hear.

 

:smachhead:

 

So how's therapy working out for ya?

 

 

(And, what did you play?  Drumline for me.)

 

We're making progress! ;)

 

And ohhhh. I didn't know you were one of "THEM". :P

 

Alto Saxophone in marching, jazz, and concert band.

 

Yes, one of them.  The ones that EVERYone wishes they were, and the instruments that EVERYone wants to try.  Your jealousy and bitterness are shining through.  :P    Remember, the whole point of the woodwinds is to hold the endzones down, so the field doesn't slam shut!    :rock

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I know it's my mom's favorite line for anything...

 

I was in the HS marching band, and the band paraded behind the home bleachers before entering the field for pregame... My mom would sit on the top row of the bleachers and as we passed, would shout out "DON'T SUCK MATT!!" plenty loud enough for the entire 100-member marching band plus the student section to hear.

 

:smachhead:

 

So how's therapy working out for ya?

 

 

(And, what did you play?  Drumline for me.)

 

We're making progress! ;)

 

And ohhhh. I didn't know you were one of "THEM". :P

 

Alto Saxophone in marching, jazz, and concert band.

 

Yes, one of them.  The ones that EVERYone wishes they were, and the instruments that EVERYone wants to try.  Your jealousy and bitterness are shining through.  :P    Remember, the whole point of the woodwinds is to hold the endzones down, so the field doesn't slam shut!    :rock

 

Why are concert intermissions strictly held to ten minutes?

 

So that the band doesn't have to re-train the drummer.

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Why are concert intermissions strictly held to ten minutes?

 

So that the band doesn't have to re-train the drummer.

 

You're making the rash assumption I was trained in the first place.

 

And we're still the rock stars.

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Why are concert intermissions strictly held to ten minutes?

 

So that the band doesn't have to re-train the drummer.

 

You're making the rash assumption I was trained in the first place.

 

And we're still the rock stars.

YEAH!!! You tell 'em Hokie!!

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Notice it took him almost a month to think of that two line comeback?? :ZZZ:

 

:smachhead:

 

When there are almost no games in my future, and it's going to be like that through 2016, it's hard to get on here and banter.  Especially when my season would be starting right now if I were in Virginia.  I tend to log on a LOT less these days.

 

On the plus side, I've got the Japan vs Yomiuri Giants exhibition game on in the background.

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