ZebraStripes

They want to keep track of the offenders I guess. Or to "formalize" the process. I restricted a coach in the front end of a double header and had paper work, then my partner tossed an assistant coach in the bottom end of it, more paper work.

Here in Georgia, it is a written warning. It's written on the lineup card and a game report is filed after the game.

not sure which field this one is, though all but 3 of my games have been on 6 and 12.

Do you teleport from the field? They may not be a part of doing your job, but they are between you and your car.

soccer in Alaska in January would be interesting

Someone is offending by anything you say these days, so who knows. Swinging strike three...."He didn't mean to go"

That said, here are the first four: May 14 - Montgomery, AlabamaJune 11 - Washington, D.C. July 30 - San Antonio, TX August 20 - Tampa, FL

The 2016 list isn't on the site yet.

closet ASA umpire

If he's quick pitching with it, I can see calling it, but other than that, seems like an OOO.

I just about sprayed my monitor with HI-C.

When the batter is out for BI with two outs, the runners return to the dugout for their gloves.

because players, coaches and fans are sooooooooo reasonable?

I wish I was independently wealthy as well, but alas, no where near it.

Also, when she told me she had week 4, she said "I must be crazy. "

It tells me you don't have kids, or perhaps a wife (or one that wants to have the house to herself) and that you either have a job that has the summers off, retired, independently wealthy, or have no job. You are from New York so the weird weather is more normal for you.

To me for one. I have been calling baseball but this is my first year doing high school. I read threads and may or may not have a question about something I read. Keeping threads together makes more sense than not. Afterall, if two threads are started with similar info, are they not merged?

I am already short, fat and have a gigantic head....

I used some my first year up there as base pants that were the identical color to my heather grays. No one was ever the wiser.

It's very difficult to get, no doubt.

The right foot is down, this contact is illegal.

It's not in 8-6-7-5-3-0-9?

You are fine Carter. I only had heather my first year and wore my charcoal in nearly every game last year. Make sure you have actual umpire pants (there is a reason that is being mentioned)

If he's not on the toilet and the head coach or catcher request I am asking.