Alternative Curse Words Poster

[Majordave]

Saw this on FB. I like it. Might have It printed up and delivered to all the schools, parks and stadiums I work. 

"Coach if you wish to avoid ejections and still call me names......."

[gnhbua93]

Somebody needs to translate it into Spanish.

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[BT_Blue]

I enjoy the cussing guidelines on the show The Good Place. For instance you can't say f%@>. So they have to say "fork!" Lol

[LittleBlue]

Great googley moogley! That's a hose feathers call, blue!

[BT_Blue]

I second "great googley-moogley!"

[Stk004]

1 hour ago, LittleBlue said:

Great googley moogley! That's a hose feathers call, blue!

Honestly if I heard this on a field there would be a lot of laughter. 

[Majordave]

That's the idea. No matter what it's still a game. We should try to have more fun. 

[conbo61]

Still waiting to be called a "Cotton-headed-ninny-muggins".

Someday...

[Stk004]

Just now, conbo61 said:

Still waiting to be called a "Cotton-headed-ninny-muggins".

Someday...

Your ejection line could be "Bye Buddy, hope you find your dad!" 

[conbo61]

Just now, Stk004 said:

Your ejection line could be "Bye Buddy, hope you find your dad!" 

No profanity, but I suppose the ejection could be justified on the grounds that he made it personal.

Probably one of the more entertaining EJ reports the league would read.

[BT_Blue]

3 hours ago, Stk004 said:

Honestly if I heard this on a field there would be a lot of laughter. 

I don't think I could eject someone if they said this.

[udbrky]

Missing the GOAT replacement from Smokey and the Bandit - Scum Bum

 

My contribution is burger flipper - came up with it watching Jerry Maguire "You're my mother -----" = "you're my burger flipper!"

[MadMax]

4 hours ago, udbrky said:

Missing the GOAT replacement from Smokey and the Bandit - Scum Bum

Ha! You always know you're watching Smokey and the Bandit on TBS or TNT when all of instances of Gleason's infamous "Sunmb!tch!" are replaced with "Scum bum". "I'm going to boil your a$$ in molasses!" still comes through though.

I know of some other replacements...

• Battlestar Galactica – "Frak" or "Frakking".
• FarScape – "Frell" or "Frelling";
• Nero Wolf Mysteries – "Cheese and Rice!"

[BT_Blue]

I use "Frak" or "fraking" all the time. 

Any yes... Some times TNT, TBS, etc can add to the enjoyment of a film because of their horrible editing. Then other times you have the end of Major League where Dorrin walks up to Vaughn and tells him to "strike this.... guy.... out."

[Welpe]

[scrounge]

Last year, in a decent level U16 travel game, we had this team from eastern Kentucky with a good ole boy coach right out of central casting. I was BU and there was a very routine popup to F5. The knucklehead runner on first took too big a lead, I guess, and there was a snap throw that - I admit it - caught me off guard. I was late and safed it, when in all likelihood he may have gotten him. The potbellied coach was livid but nothing too much - and then yelled out "THAT'S A JC CALL!!!!" I was completely stumped what the hell that was, and even started to look over quizzically, when he followed up with "JIMINY CRICKET!!!!". 

Wha?  I was so perplexed that I didn't even notice he was gesturing and way out of the dugout.

[kylehutson]

I watched a TV version of Die Hard II many years ago (after seeing it at the theater). At the end of the movie Bruce Willis says (with a horrible dub-over no less) "Yippie ki yay, Mr. Falcon". Note that there is no "Mr. Falcon" anywhere. I actually started laughing in what was supposed to be the movie's climax.

[BT_Blue]

Thought that was the original Die Hard?

Jim Romereferences this all the time. 

[kylehutson]

Nope, it was definitely the 2nd one. The first one doesn't reference an airplane.

[kylehutson]

Ha! YouTube has everything

[BT_Blue]

Damn it! Beat me to it my mere seconds!

[umpstu]

On 2/2/2017 at 2:08 PM, gnhbua93 said:

Somebody needs to translate it into Spanish.

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