"Best" thing you've heard from the stands

[Aging_Arbiter]

2 minutes ago, ArchAngel72 said:

"Hey nice glasses."

  Thanks!   These glasses are special.............they make you look like a coach!

[Umpire in Chief]

On 8/12/2020 at 10:42 PM, lawump said:

"Turn around, bend over, and use your good eye."

I got that one once.

[Forest Ump]

On 8/8/2020 at 9:16 AM, Tborze said:

Fan: "Hey Blue, did you lose your phone"?

BU: "No"!

Fan: "We thought it might be yours because there's three missed calls on it".

Umpire: "Yea, they're all from your wife."

[Aging_Arbiter]

SWMBO just got a package in the mail.  She ordered a T-shirt for me.  It says:

UMPIRE - I can explain it to you, but I can't understand it for you.

[stevis]

On 8/21/2020 at 2:56 PM, BobUmp said:

Heard this COVID-related one the other day from another umpire, so not mine, but its winning the "best heckle of the COVID year" award so far:

After a close play, a parent in the RF stands yells out "Blue, just put the mask over your eyes!" 

I bet he was dying to yell that one out all game...

You think he was waiting that long, only to blow the line?

It should be "Blue, the mask goes over your mouth, not your eyes!"

 

[stevis]

Double post, sorry, carry on..

Edited September 1, 2020 by stevis

[Stk004]

35 minutes ago, Aging_Arbiter said:

SWMBO just got a package in the mail.  She ordered a T-shirt for me.  It says:

UMPIRE - I can explain it to you, but I can't understand it for you.

That's how I felt explaining batter's interference on Sunday

[wolfe_man]

31 minutes ago, stevis said:

Double post, sorry, carry on..

This is me "carrying on"

[noumpere]

1 hour ago, stevis said:

Double post, sorry, carry on..

[jms1425]

8 hours ago, Aging_Arbiter said:

SWMBO just got a package in the mail.  She ordered a T-shirt for me.  It says:

UMPIRE - I can explain it to you, but I can't understand it for you.

Mine was gonna get me the shirt that reads, "I'd change my call, but then we'd BOTH be wrong."