Hit by pitch???

[JaxRolo]

Batter come up to bat. First pith is inside and brushes back the batter.

Me: "Ball"

Batter bends over like is is in pain. Then he slowly jogs to 1st.

Then he stands by 1st still bending over like he really hurts.

Me and F2 are looking at each other like what the hell is going on.

HC tells him to go back to bat and not be a wimp.

He comes back to the plate and bends over again.

Me: "what are you doing? That ball came nowhere near you?!?

Batter: "Blue- it caught the tip of my wiener and hurts like hell!!!"

I haven't laughed so hard in a long time.

[DVA7130]

Did you rule he did not try to get out of the way? Otherwise I do not understand.

[BigUmpire]

TOOOOOOO Funny!

[JaxRolo]

Did you rule he did not try to get out of the way? Otherwise I do not understand.

It didn't matter. Inter-squad scrimmage. The coach wanted to see him bat.

I was just calling balls and strikes. Coach did whatever he wanted to do. Just a fun game. Easy $50

[Jimurray]

Did you rule he did not try to get out of the way? Otherwise I do not understand.

Obviously, the weiner part did not attempt to avoid the pitch. They have a mind of their own and should be judged accordingly.

[Texas Manny]

He's a real weiner if you ask me.

[Jocko]

Dateline --- Jacksonville, Fl.

A local sports official has been accused of sexual harassment. During an intra-squad scrimmage, Umpire-Empire two time Member of the Month award recipient Jaxrolo asked a player to show him his genitals. When asked for comment, Rolo stated, "What? It's common practice to ask a batter to show you where he was hit by the pitch." No charges have been filed. The alleged offender is on administrative leave, pending investigation. JaxRolo's friend and Umpire Empire Member Jocko is quoted as saying, "I'm not surprised."

[Kevin_K]

So would it be safe to say he did not pull out (of the way) in time?

 

Sorry..... couldn't resist

[ricka56]

Batter: "Blue- it caught the tip of my wiener and hurts like hell!!!"

 

Zip up your pants, kid and that won't happen.

[Mike Prince]

Sounds like he was excited to get up to bat.

[Jocko]

Musta been a 'WOOD ONLY' game :rollinglaugh:

[ricka56]

Musta been a 'WOOD ONLY' game

 

I'd of had a double...triple if I wasn't running funny. 

[yawetag]

Also sounds like someone wasn't properly equipped ... or possible too equipped.

[blue23ll]

Nutty Buddy check time!

[GoodOldGus]

Did you change your call to a "foul tip"?! 
 

:rollinglaugh: