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[BigUmpire]

 

When the assistant coach comes out you say,

 

"I'll talk to Batman, but I won't talk to Robin"

That's a nice thing to think but I would never say that on the field.  I assume you were joking.

 

I would say in the right enviroment.

[James Walker]

"Tie goes to the umpire, and I always get an out."

Another one you think, but could say in the right environment.

[BigUmpire]

"Tie goes to the umpire, and I always get an out."

Another one you think, but could say in the right environment.

Now in the OP.

Thanks.

[carolinablue]

 

I may miss a ball

 

I still have both of mine!

 

 

Hey Warren, can we get an emoticon with a donkey holding a diploma. You know, a smart ass.

[mstaylor]

 

When the assistant coach comes out you say,

 

"I'll talk to Batman, but I won't talk to Robin"

That's a nice thing to think but I would never say that on the field.  I assume you were joking.

 

That is a good training line. 

[noumpere]

 

 

When the assistant coach comes out you say,

 

"I'll talk to Batman, but I won't talk to Robin"

That's a nice thing to think but I would never say that on the field.  I assume you were joking.

 

That is a good training line. 

 

Sometimes but if their being reasonable then I'll talk to Robin and to Alfred.

[Mike Prince]

 

 

 

When the assistant coach comes out you say,

 

"I'll talk to Batman, but I won't talk to Robin"

That's a nice thing to think but I would never say that on the field.  I assume you were joking.

 

That is a good training line. 

 

Sometimes but if their being reasonable then I'll talk to Robin and to Alfred.

 

Sometimes we need to get Commissioner Gordon in on the conversation too.

[grayhawk]

Explain it before you have to explain it.

[wbeene13]

one of my favorites that I use " Suck Better!"

[Mike Prince]

Umpire judgement beats coaches' opinion any day of the week.

[James Walker]

If you listen to them when they say you're great, you gotta listen when they say you suck.

[mstaylor]

Coach, everybody has an opinion, mine counts. 

[noumpere]

Job #1: Don't step in #2.

[bluegorilla]

Have you hugged your umpire today ? or Be nice , hug an umpire

[NFUA_44]

Where did you park coach?

(gotta know which way to point)

 

[Jglopez7]

"I have the last act…I GIVE YOU the last word" "Respond to the meaning, do not react to the words" "That’s not going to happen tonight coach" "Sorry you feel that way coach"

[Typhoon]

I can't believe no one has said the one on the T-shirt that "umpcoachfather" uses as his avatar.

"I'm the UMPIRE, that's why"

 

Tony

[alan2703]

Iam going to ask you to go back to the bench or tell you to go to your car.,when ask want Iam going to about the base umpires call in the field by head coach.

[Aging_Arbiter]

Did you have dinner yet coach?  Might be sooner than expected!

[BRUMP]

No coach a tie a doesnt go to the runner

[BigUmpire]

No coach a tie a doesnt go to the runner

It goes on your neck!

[NFUA_44]

"Don't speak unless you can improve the silence"

[alan2703]

Do not mistake kindness for weakness my instructor always said

[Aging_Arbiter]

Please do not confuse your position on the team, with my authority on the field.

[SJA]

Never miss a good chance to shut up.

Anger is only one letter short of danger

He who gets something for nothing often gripes about its quality. (Little League)

Silence is evidence of a superb command of language.

The first screw to get loose in a person's head is usually the one that controls the tongue.

The best way to save face is to keep the lower part shut.

Character is not made in a crisis . . . it is only exhibited.

It is much easier to be critical than to be correct.

No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.

He who loses his temper usually loses.

There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.

I'm not here for a popularity contest.