F Bomb Ejection

[Stan W.]

I was thinking about this and wasnt sure where to put it.........certainly it falls under Ejections.............but also its a War Story.................and hopefully you will find it funny...

Meaningless COLT level game.....totally overmatched batter strikes out on 3 stright fastballs right down the pike....

Batter takes his bat and smacks the plate yelling "F$%k! F$%K! F%$K!!"

I walked over the dugout and calmly informed the coach he needed a substitute for # 28...ejected for profanity......

His yelled up to his dad ...I got ejected for something I said!

Dad yells back....."what did you F%$king say?"

Kid yells back...."I dont F%$king know!

Kids coach looks at me and says "the acorn didnt fall too far from the tree hunh?"...

Guess not........

[mstaylor]

:bang: :)

[maninblack69]

:) That's good stuff right there!! :rollinglaugh:

[carolinablue]

Good post but I still can't figure out why the f%&k you ejected him.

[yawetag]

Good post but I still can't figure out why the f%&k you ejected him.

Read the f%&king post again! :smachhead:

[cnelsoGA1]

You guys really need to watch your f$%cking language, there could be children on this site. And it is extremely f&$cking offensive to my sensitive eyes.

[umped up]

Awee f%&#em if they cant take a joke.

[mhb14]

^{That might be one of the funniest F&^king things I have ever read!!!}

[semper_fi_72]

:wow: :kissass:

[T-Rav]

Your all fuc&ing gone!

[KLAH316]

This whole thread is Un-F*@$ing believable!! :censored:

[cnelsoGA1]

Your all fuc&ing gone!

We umpires need not use proper grammar!

[umped up]

Your all fuc&ing gone!

We umpires need not use proper grammar!

shut the f%$k up!

[cnelsoGA1]

Your all fuc&ing gone!

We umpires need not use proper grammar!

shut the f%$k up!

I take f#!king offense to that!

[JaxRolo]

I'm so Fu%$ng tired of this s%^t!!!

[Welpe]

Y'all sound like you're from New York. :fuel:

[Kevin Finnerty]

Your all fuc&ing gone!

We umpires need not use proper grammar!

shut the f%$k up!

He's just trying to get the guy to choose his fu@king words properly. What the fu@k's your problem?

[cyclonehokiece]

Can we watch the fu@cking language around here?

[cnelsoGA1]

Can we watch the fu@cking language around here?

You wanna not f*&cking copy me? Theres a f$%ckin echo up in here.

[cyclonehokiece]

Can we watch the fu@cking language around here?

You wanna not f*&cking copy me? Theres a f$%ckin echo up in here.

Well, they didn't get the message the first time, so I thought I would try again.

[Kevin Finnerty]

Can we watch the fu@cking language around here?

You wanna not f*&cking copy me? Theres a f$%ckin echo up in here.

Well, they didn't get the message the first time, so I thought I would try again.

This fu@kin' guy!

[BT_Blue]

Oh... um... er... ah f*#kit... I dont know what to think of this post.