Is an umpire who...?

[Rulekeep]

(Sorry, but I'm not sorry.)

Is an umpire who's taller than average an umphigher? Is an umpire with an affinity for pastries an umpiere? Is an umpire with a love of math an um3.14re?

Is an umpire with a love of partying called a funpire? And is an umpire that chews a lot of Trident a gumpire? Is an umpire who's great at cooking a yumpire? Is an umpire who drinks blood a vumpire? Is an umpire who collect rifles a gunpire? Is an umpire that fixes wheels a umptire?

Is an umpire who admires Tré Cool a drumpire? Is an umpire who works at a landfill a dumpire? Is an umpire who drinks a lot a rumpire? Is an umpire who plays guitar a strumpire? Is a heavyset umpire a plumpire? Is a moody umpire a grumpire?

Is an umpire that creates these jokes a punpire?

Feel free to add on to this train wreck.

[ricka56]

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no ,no, no, yes

[maven]

Is an umpire with a love of math an um3.14re?

 

Fix this one:

 

Is an umpire who loves geometry an umre?

[Rulekeep]

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no ,no, no, yes

Sounds like you're a little bit of a nopire.

[JHSump]

 

Is an umpire with a love of math an um3.14re?

 

Fix this one:

 

Is an umpire who loves geometry an umre?

 

Only a num-pire would get that one.  

[yawetag]

Is an umpire who only cares about the bottom line a sumpire?

[alex7]

an umpire who hates plates is a bumpire.  No home for you.

[Rulekeep]

an umpire who hates plates is a bumpire. No home for you.

I absolutely adore puns and I think I'm going to throw up. That was baaaaad...

[alex7]

 

an umpire who hates plates is a bumpire. No home for you.

I absolutely adore puns and I think I'm going to throw up. That was baaaaad...

 

That one just dropped the thread rating from 2 stars to 1.

[Rulekeep]

an umpire who hates plates is a bumpire. No home for you.

I absolutely adore puns and I think I'm going to throw up. That was baaaaad...

That one just dropped the thread rating from 2 stars to 1. I wouldn't disagree with you.

[maninblack69]

Is a female umpire with no fashion sense a frumpire?

[Rulekeep]

Is a female umpire with no fashion sense a frumpire?

I still find that funny considering I'm wearing an orange shirt and blue jeans right about now.

[mjr_2013]

Spring can't come soon enough. 

[Rulekeep]

Spring can't come soon enough.

It really can't. :lol:

[Rulekeep]

Hmm. Is an umpire who's a member of the Nightcrawlers an umptired?!

[alex7]

If you work a Wednesday game, you're working as a humpire.

[Rulekeep]

If you work a Wednesday game, you're working as a humpire.

That's a lot funnier than your last one.

[alex7]

 

If you work a Wednesday game, you're working as a humpire.

That's a lot funnier than your last one.

 

 

By now I've been sitting around the house for 6 hours instead of just 2.  Brain juices are flowing.

[Kevin_K]

If one asks a lot of silly questions is he a dumb-pire?

[alex7]

Les Canadians ce appelle umpierres.

[Rulekeep]

Is Manny Gonzalez a jumpire?

[alex7]

Untrained Alabama umpires are Forrest Gumpires.

[Rulekeep]

Untrained Alabama umpires are Forrest Gumpires.

OH FOR THE LOVE OF-

[MB_Ump]

If one asks a lot of silly questions is he a dumb-pire?

I thought those were just called fans

[zm1283]

Warren can't delete this thread fast enough.