Is an umpire who...?

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Is Little Jack Horner a plumpire?

I think the generation gap is showing here. No one read you nursery rhymes?Uh, no....

Little Jack Horner sat in a corner eating his Christmas Pie

He stuck in his thumb

And pulled out a plum

And said "What a good boy am I".

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water

Jack fell down

And broke his crown.

And Jill came tumbling after.What the hell kind of purpose do those serve?!!?

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They're some of the nursery rhymes you said you hadn't heard. Includes the one about Jack Horner and my plumpire source. But what is the point of quoting them?

[Rich Ives]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Is Little Jack Horner a plumpire?

I think the generation gap is showing here. No one read you nursery rhymes? Uh, no....

Little Jack Horner sat in a corner eating his Christmas Pie

He stuck in his thumb

And pulled out a plum

And said "What a good boy am I".

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water

Jack fell down

And broke his crown.

And Jill came tumbling after. What the hell kind of purpose do those serve?!!?

.

They're some of the nursery rhymes you said you hadn't heard. Includes the one about Jack Horner and my plumpire source. But what is the point of quoting them?

 

 

So you could see them. Now you know them and won't wonder why I posted about Jack Horner being a plumpire.

[Rulekeep]

Is Little Jack Horner a plumpire?

I think the generation gap is showing here.No one read you nursery rhymes?Uh, no.... Little Jack Horner sat in a corner eating his Christmas Pie

He stuck in his thumb

And pulled out a plum

And said "What a good boy am I".

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water

Jack fell down

And broke his crown.

And Jill came tumbling after.What the hell kind of purpose do those serve?!!?

. They're some of the nursery rhymes you said you hadn't heard. Includes the one about Jack Horner and my plumpire source.But what is the point of quoting them?

So you could see them. Now you know them and won't wonder why I posted about Jack Horner being a plumpire. No! What is the point of telling those to children!?

[FleasOf1000Camels]

If you're an ass-man, you're a RUMPire.

If you have warts, you're a BUMPire.

If you let coaches talk you out of calls, you're a CHUMPire.

If you're overweight you're a PLUMPire.

If you're short, you're a STUMPire.

If you've got a bad comb-over, you're a TRUMPire.

If you overturn your partner's calls, you're a MUGWUMPire.

If your clothes look like you slept in them, you're a BUMpire.

If you don't verbalize your calls, you're a MUMpire.

If you're always grouchy, you're a GLUMpire.

If you take a little something to calm you down before the game you're a VALIUMpire.

If you worked games before the Civil War, you were an ANTEBELLUMpire.

If you believe "it's MY way or the highway" you're an ULTIMATUMpire.

If you work in the 'hood, you're a SLUMpire.

If you never bathe, you're a SCUMpire.

If everyone thinks you're an a.hole, you're a RECTUMpire.

If your pregame includes listening to Pink Floyd and smoking a joint, you're a COMFORTABLY NUMBire.

[Rich Ives]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Is Little Jack Horner a plumpire?

I think the generation gap is showing here. No one read you nursery rhymes? Uh, no.... Little Jack Horner sat in a corner eating his Christmas Pie

He stuck in his thumb

And pulled out a plum

And said "What a good boy am I".

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water

Jack fell down

And broke his crown.

And Jill came tumbling after. What the hell kind of purpose do those serve?!!?

. They're some of the nursery rhymes you said you hadn't heard. Includes the one about Jack Horner and my plumpire source. But what is the point of quoting them?

So you could see them. Now you know them and won't wonder why I posted about Jack Horner being a plumpire. No! What is the point of telling those to children!?

 

 

What's the point of any fiction?

 

Entertainment if nothing else.

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@Rich Ives

Maybe it's because I'm not two, but those aren't entertaining. They're just weird.