Is an umpire who...?

[alex7]

Warren can't delete this thread fast enough.  

He's hard at work trying to come up with some of his own. Only then can he allow himself to delete the thread. 

[PonyUmpire]

I guess I'm a funpire.       

 

"If you can't umpire hungover, you can't umpire" - Don Denkinger

[tjwoelfel13]

Is an umpire who makes bread a crumbpire

[Jocko]

If one asks a lot of silly questions is he a dumb-pire?

no. Just Rolo :givebeer:

[Jocko]

If one is a mime, he must be a mumpire

if he hitchhikes to games, he's a thumbpire

[Jocko]

And if he makes porn, he's a...........nevermind

Will opening day EVER get here ?!?!?!?

:hopmad:

[Rulekeep]

And if he makes porn, he's a...........nevermind

Will opening day EVER get here ?!?!?!?

One of my buddies already beat you to that one. Great minds think alike.

[Kevin Finnerty]

If he's an umpire that can't come up with a decent pun that means he must be in a slumpire.

[catcher]

If umpires sit around in January making puns, are they really, really sad people? 

 

I know the answer to this one. YES

[Rulekeep]

If he's an umpire that can't come up with a decent pun that means he must be in a slumpire.

Boom. That's me.

[maven]

Les Canadiens ce s'appellent umpierres.

FIFY.

[Rulekeep]

Sorry for bringing back a dead thread but...is an umpire who just split up with their significant other a dumpedpire?

 

I'm about to be a shunnedpire, aren't I?

[Forest Ump]

Untrained Alabama umpires are Forrest Gumpires.

My favorite so far.

[MadMax]

An official who is a real tool is an umplier.

 

An umpire who plays with matches makes umfires. Or umpyres.

 

If Bilbo Baggins would be involved in baseball, would he be an umpshire?

 

Would Captain Jack Sparrow be in a baseball game, if he could be a rumpire?

[Rulekeep]

An official who is a real tool is an umplier.

 

An umpire who plays with matches makes umfires. Or umpyres.

 

If Bilbo Baggins would be involved in baseball, would he be an umpshire?

 

Would Captain Jack Sparrow be in a baseball game, if he could be a rumpire?

[goody14]

Lance Armstrong's doctors once diagnosed him as a lumpire...

[Rich Ives]

Is Little Jack Horner a plumpire?

[Rulekeep]

Is Little Jack Horner a plumpire?

I think the generation gap is showing here.

[Rich Ives]

 

Is Little Jack Horner a plumpire?

I think the generation gap is showing here.

 

 

No one read you nursery rhymes?

[Rulekeep]

Is Little Jack Horner a plumpire?

I think the generation gap is showing here.

No one read you nursery rhymes? Uh, no....

[Rich Ives]

 

 

 

Is Little Jack Horner a plumpire?

I think the generation gap is showing here.

No one read you nursery rhymes? Uh, no....

 

 

 

Little Jack Horner sat in a corner eating his Christmas Pie

He stuck in his thumb

And pulled out a plum

And said "What a good boy am I".

 

 

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water

Jack fell down

And broke his crown.

And Jill came tumbling after.

[Thunderheads]

Lance Armstrong's doctors once diagnosed him as a lumpire...

probably the least funniest thing I've ever seen on this site.

[Rulekeep]

Is Little Jack Horner a plumpire?

I think the generation gap is showing here.

No one read you nursery rhymes?Uh, no....

Little Jack Horner sat in a corner eating his Christmas Pie

He stuck in his thumb

And pulled out a plum

And said "What a good boy am I".

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water

Jack fell down

And broke his crown.

And Jill came tumbling after. What the hell kind of purpose do those serve?!!?

Lance Armstrong's doctors once diagnosed him as a lumpire...

probably the least funniest thing I've ever seen on this site. 'Greed.

[Rich Ives]

 

 

 

 

 

Is Little Jack Horner a plumpire?

I think the generation gap is showing here.

No one read you nursery rhymes? Uh, no....

Little Jack Horner sat in a corner eating his Christmas Pie

He stuck in his thumb

And pulled out a plum

And said "What a good boy am I".

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water

Jack fell down

And broke his crown.

And Jill came tumbling after. What the hell kind of purpose do those serve?!!?

 

 

.

 

They're some of the nursery rhymes you said you hadn't heard. Includes the one about Jack Horner and my plumpire source.

[Replacematt]

Would Captain Jack Sparrow be in a baseball game, if he could be a rumpire?

 

No, but Sir Mix-A-Lot would be.