Nutshellz

[kylehutson]

I just saw a video of this and thought it was intriguing at least. Not that I'm going to want to be the first one to try.

http://armorednutshellz.com/

The video I saw:

 

[MikeSafari]

The term "numbnuts" springs unbidden to my mind.

[UmpJeff]

I'm perfectly happy with my NuttyBuddy...

[umpstu]

Great, now we'll have some Jackass wanna be's trying this at home and castrate themselves.

 

[MadMax]

This is like the bulletproof cup gag from SuperTroopers!

"In my day, Rabbit, the rookie got naked! *BLAM!*... And we also used blanks."

[th3]

who reads that fast?

 

[BuckeyeMike]

Great, now we'll have some Jackass wanna be's trying this at home and castrate themselves.

 

​And that's a BAD thing?   

[ElkOil]

"The testing done in this video has been carefully designed and carried out by trained professionals."

Professionals trained in what exactly?  I'm not the best-traveled fellow, but I've not yet heard of any certifications one can earn in getting shot in the junk.  And I certainly don't know how anyone can make it a profession.

"Don't try this at home."

Oh, don't worry.  I'm not trying it anywhere.

And I don't need my cup to stop a bullet -- just a baseball.

[gnhbua93]

This is a case for Shark Tank!!!!!!!!!!!!

[CentralOhioUmp30]

​And that's a BAD thing?   

​Was just thinking this.  Do we really want people like that reproducing?