Baseball Explained

[Umpire in Chief]

In our state clinic the presenter started the meeting with baseball explained. I thought you would get a kick out of it.

Baseball is a game played by two teams, one out and the other one in. The one that’s in sends players out one at a time to see if they can get in before before they get out. If they get out before they get in they come in, but it doesn’t count. If they get in before they get out, it does count. When the ones out get three outs on the ones in before they get in without being out the team thats out comes in and the team in goes out to get those going in out before they get in without being out.

When both teams have been in and out seven times the game is over. The team with the most in without being out before coming in wins unless the ones in are equal. In which case, the last ones in go out to get the ones in out before they get in without being out. The game will end when each team has the same number of ins out but one team has more ins with out being out before coming in.

[Bigdog]

Hey all,

True, true.....

Bigdog:cool:

[Stan W.]

yes, certainly.... thats 100% clear...............

[LMSANS]

Who's on first?

[Umpire in Chief]

Who's on first?

Thats exactly what I said after hearing this...

[scobes7]

What's on second?

[Umpire in Chief]

I dunno... third base

[BT_Blue]

Warren, Gene McArtor (sic?) did this at the start of the NCAA meeting in San Diego and I have been looking for it. Thanks for finally helping me find it.

[catoblue]

Today - pitching

[Old Nr 24]

You sure that isn't an excerpt from a Yogi Berra press conference???

[scobes7]

What's the leftfielder's name?

Why

Because, I want to know

oh...he plays centerfield

Edited February 17, 2009 by scobes7

[someoneinca]

Today - pitching

Today is the catcher.

Tomorrow is the pitcher.

I Don't Give a Darn is the shortstop.

Edited February 23, 2009 by someoneinca