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Posted
45 minutes ago, ricka56 said:

He's on his way to my place for a rules clinic. 
I offer reasonable rates. 

You couldn't pay me enough to give you a rules clinic.  ;)

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You couldn't pay me enough to give you a rules clinic. 

Or pay me enough to sit through his rules clinic

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Posted
3 hours ago, ricka56 said:

He's on his way to my place for a rules clinic. 
I offer reasonable rates. 

Do you offer a discount on the FPSR segment? ^_^

Posted
4 hours ago, Welpe said:

Do you offer a discount on the FPSR segment? ^_^

Nooooo... that's my biggest draw...many come just for that lecture ... SRO for that part.
I try to find seats for U-E members, but please reserve your spot ASAP.   

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Posted
3 hours ago, maven said:

Sheesh. I reboot 2 computers and then go get some lunch, and people want to alert the media.

I have questions.

One, were you wearing a top hat?

Two, did you get someone to wash your d**k for you?

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On 3/11/2016 at 11:41 AM, ElkOil said:

 

Two, did you get someone to wash your d**k for you?

 

Some topics are better left to private messages.

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Posted
5 hours ago, Welpe said:

 

Some topics are better left to private messages.

Two references to the original "Arthur" starring Dudley Moore.

CLASSIC. Forget the Russel Brand re-make.

Posted
11 hours ago, conbo61 said:

Two references to the original "Arthur" starring Dudley Moore.

CLASSIC. Forget the Russel Brand re-make.

What always astonished me about that movie is that they got Sir John Gielgud in it. I still don't know how they did that.

Never mind. Dude got paid: "John Gielgud turned down the role of Hobson several times, finally accepting it only because the salary he was offered was too good to pass up."

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8 minutes ago, maven said:

What always astonished me about that movie is that they got Sir John Gielgud in it. I still don't know how they did that.

Never mind. Dude got paid: "John Gielgud turned down the role of Hobson several times, finally accepting it only because the salary he was offered was too good to pass up."

And if I recall correctly, he won an Oscar for that role.

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