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It is official, I am running for our city council, I declared today.

Congrats! Good Luck!

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It is official, I am running for our city council, I declared today.

Are you going to use the campaign poster I made?

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Michael, I had always believed in your intelligence and INTEGRITY----- until today.

You didn't know him very well. :D

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I'm from Jersey City. I'll come down and vote for you a few times. Hope the election is in June, I'll get my friends to vote too. We love democracy in NJ!:D

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I kiddingly said my platform would be," What am I going to do, screw it up?" Tough on the yard signs. :P

I was talking to a past council member and said to remember you will faced with people that aren't happy with you or a situation. I told him after 35 years umpiring that has happened before.

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Make sure the police "back up" the umpires in the your city as well as those nearby (since our jobs have some similarities), rather than threaten them like blp79's Legion ejection post a while back, if any of them coach.

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Future plate meeting:

MST: Gentlemen, are you players properly equipped?

OM: Mike, what about that speed bump we were promised?

MST: Lets talk baseball for now and we'll see about that later.

OM:Just tell me its in the works.

MST: Later, gentlemen, lets play ball.

OM:Mike,just a yes or no and we're good.

DM: You want to know about the tax increase ,too? Shut up and let's play ball.

OM: Who you telling to shut up?

DM: You, you prima donna loser.

Fist fight breaks out and both benches clear. Game is forfeited.

NICE GOING,MIKE.

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Future plate meeting:

MST: Gentlemen, are you players properly equipped?

OM: Mike, what about that speed bump we were promised?

MST: Lets talk baseball for now and we'll see about that later.

OM:Just tell me its in the works.

MST: Later, gentlemen, lets play ball.

OM:Mike,just a yes or no and we're good.

DM: You want to know about the tax increase ,too? Shut up and let's play ball.

OM: Who you telling to shut up?

DM: You, you prima donna loser.

Fist fight breaks out and both benches clear. Game is forfeited.

NICE GOING,MIKE.

Another satisfied customer.:rolleyes:

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Fist fight breaks out and both benches clear. Game is forfeited.

As the BU in this game, I'm thanking Mike for the quick game. There's a chance I'd re-elect him, too.

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It is official, I am running for our city council, I declared today.

every community needs a few goood men...........sure the voters will agree.....and vote you in....


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