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@grayhawk Where did you get that?!!?

Looks like a breadstick, a side salad and chocolate milk, It's a pizza crust, doof. And even if it was a breadstick, that's far from starving myself.

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@grayhawk Where did you get that?!!?

Looks like a breadstick, a side salad and chocolate milk,

It's a pizza crust, doof. And even if it was a breadstick, that's far from starving myself.

When I was a kid, school pizza was in the shape of a rectangle. No crust.

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@grayhawk Where did you get that?!!?

Looks like a breadstick, a side salad and chocolate milk,It's a pizza crust, doof. And even if it was a breadstick, that's far from starving myself. When I was a kid, school pizza was in the shape of a rectangle. No crust. Yes but we have real food.
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Oh man, most of High School sucked.<shudder>

I was a band geek.

I'm dropping all my band classes. Rather be on stage crew.

 

<edit> removed my own foolish comment.

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I'm supposed to be working on this VP class script but I need inspiration...extinguishing firewalls FTW. 

 

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Don't see it? Good. I want you as my teacher.

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Seek out all the posts from @BigUmpire ... most are bumper-sticker worthy, or are rants about watching various games on TV.

He's U-E's resident bumper-sticker writer, dontchaknow.

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Finally got my classes figured out but the schedule is so messed up.

Zero hour-Video Production

First period-Algebra 1

Second period-BasicConstruction

Third period-Biology

Fourth period-Open

Fifth period-Spanish 1 1/2

Sixth period-Honors English

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Finally got my classes figured out but the schedule is so messed up.

Zero hour-Video Production

First period-Algebra 1

Second period-BasicConstruction

Third period-Biology

Fourth period-Open

Fifth period-Spanish 1 1/2

Sixth period-Honors English

 

You can use that video production class time to do your algebra HW. :stir

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Finally got my classes figured out but the schedule is so messed up.

Zero hour-Video Production

First period-Algebra 1

Second period-BasicConstruction

Third period-Biology

Fourth period-Open

Fifth period-Spanish 1 1/2

Sixth period-Honors English

You can use that video production class time to do your algebra HW. :stir

That's what open period is for, so these are my current grades.

VP- F

Algebra- A+

Construction- ---

Biology- ---

Spanish- ---

English- ---

Focus creates displacement but I'm cool with that.

Check out this wonked up schedule though. It's so stupid.

14-15bell-schedule-2.pdf

In other news I just got sent out into the hall for the first time. Talk about a short fuse!!

"Spanish is a phonetic language."

"No kidding."

"Who said that?"

"Me?"

"GET OUT OF MY CLASSROOM."

"...Gladly..."

Posted

Finally got my classes figured out but the schedule is so messed up.

Zero hour-Video Production

First period-Algebra 1

Second period-BasicConstruction

Third period-Biology

Fourth period-Open

Fifth period-Spanish 1 1/2

Sixth period-Honors English

You can use that video production class time to do your algebra HW. :stir

That's what open period is for, so these are my current grades.

VP- F

Algebra- A+

Construction- ---

Biology- ---

Spanish- ---

English- ---

Focus creates displacement but I'm cool with that.

Check out this wonked up schedule though. It's so stupid.

attachicon.gif14-15bell-schedule-2.pdf

In other news I just got sent out into the hall for the first time. Talk about a short fuse!!

"Spanish is a phonetic language."

"No kidding."

"Who said that?"

"Me?"

"GET OUT OF MY CLASSROOM."

"...Gladly..." I hated spanish and french classes, just didn't understand it. Although my Spanish teacher was really funny and a good guy, also he was ironically named Mr. English.

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Finally got my classes figured out but the schedule is so messed up.

Zero hour-Video Production

First period-Algebra 1

Second period-BasicConstruction

Third period-Biology

Fourth period-Open

Fifth period-Spanish 1 1/2

Sixth period-Honors English

You can use that video production class time to do your algebra HW. :stir

That's what open period is for, so these are my current grades.

VP- F

Algebra- A+

Construction- ---

Biology- ---

Spanish- ---

English- ---

Focus creates displacement but I'm cool with that.

Check out this wonked up schedule though. It's so stupid.

14-15bell-schedule-2.pdf

In other news I just got sent out into the hall for the first time. Talk about a short fuse!!

"Spanish is a phonetic language."

"No kidding."

"Who said that?"

"Me?"

"GET OUT OF MY CLASSROOM."

"...Gladly..."

RK:

Will this go on your ejection count for the year?

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RK:

Will this go on your ejection count for the year?

 

 

Wah! Too funny!! :lol:

 

@Rulekeep, how the heck are you getting a F in _Video Production_??!! You make all those videos for U-E!!

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RK:

Will this go on your ejection count for the year?

Wah! Too funny!! :lol:

@Rulekeep, how the heck are you getting a F in _Video Production_??!! You make all those videos for U-E!! I don't know how to pitch a video.

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Okay so my power has decided to go out just as my laptop dies, I lost one hour of work time due to exhaustion. I still have to collect twenty local plant samples, do fifteen algebra problems, and pitch a video about Snuffy the Seal from last year's Shark Week. Crying into a bowl of breakfast cereal because I'm too occupied and stressed to make any real food is obviously the better choice.

 

Nobody told me I would have a bunch of major projects dumped on me the second week of school. Nobody consulted me about this wtf. This is not what I want to be doing. Spiraling into a horrible school induced anxiety this early in the year is not okay. Down with high school. Please teach me things I will actually use in life like how to balance a checkbook or something because I am pretty damn sure I will not have to make a stupid plant book four years in a row in my adult life.

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