War Stories Forum

[Umpire in Chief]

You asked for it here it is.

Sorry it took so long to put up. I've had a crazy hectic few weeks.

Enjoy!:clap:

[mstaylor]

Oh this could get ugly. :Spit_20Laugh:

[jjb]

You looking for War Stories? Well, OK, I guess..

...There I was, shoulder to shoulder, me and Davy Crockett, and “Davy”, says I, “I don’t think that Mexican Music is good for dancing…’”

...there ya go....

[LMSANS]

You looking for War Stories? Well, OK, I guess..

...There I was, shoulder to shoulder, me and Davy Crockett, and “Davy”, says I, “I don’t think that Mexican Music is good for dancing…’”

...there ya go....

Thank you Trooper Duffy...:jerkit:

[jjb]

.....Who Says I'm Dumb?....

[ssaumpire]

You looking for War Stories? Well, OK, I guess..

 

...There I was, shoulder to shoulder, me and Davy Crockett, and “Davy”, says I, “I don’t think that Mexican Music is good for dancing…’”

 

...there ya go....

Ha ha

[Phu Bai]

Do ya know the difference between a "war story" and a fairy tale?

   Fairy tale starts off "Once upon a time"
   War Story starts off "This is no SH*#"

 

[MadMax]

16 hours ago, Phu Bai said:

War Story starts off "This is no SH*#"

When I worked at REI, we had a book on our shelf amongst all the maps, guidebooks, and travel logs that became legendary. Any time a customer engaged us for advice that stretched beyond mere gear and technique wisdom, and started to go into harrowing tales from the wilderness, we'd direct them to this book:

Yes, it's a real, published book. It has since spawned a whole series of books...

• No SH*#, There I Was
• No SH*#, There I Was... Again
• No SH*#, There I Was... Again, Volume 2
• No SH*#, There I Was... Gone Wild
• No SH*#, There I Was... At Last

[Replacematt]

So, there I was in 2006, just west of Taji...