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So there I was, calling a 16U travel team game behind the plate.  Girls are throwing high 50's to low 60's.  I'm PUF2 sets up on the outside for the pitch, I'm in the slot.  Pitch comes, drops out like a cricket bowl, F2 FLINCHES OUT OF THE WAY, and the ball bounces up under my cup and slams me .  I scream what sounds like BBBBAAAAAAWWWWWLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL! and the girls start laughing while all men in the immediate vicinity shed a tear and say a prayer.  After I take about 15 minutes to regain my composure, F2 doesn't say anything to me on that so I tell her that she needs to get in front of those or at least make an attempt which her coach follows right up on.  In fact, the pitcher was more apologetic which was sportsmanlike and appreciated but unnecessary as I told her that one wasn't on her. 

 

Two batters later, girls hits a foul tip and nails me in the shoulder.  No big deal.  F2 gets up and starts saying, "Sorry, Blue!" with a concerned look on her face.  I let her know that on foul tips, that's just part of it and that's why we wear our gear.  Funny how women know what it feels like to get hit in the shoulder but no idea what it's like to get hit in the nads and proportions their sympathy accordingly.  That is all.

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Come on! It's a softball! How much could it hurt??? Ok 15 minutes??? Wow! Nutty Buddy!

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I had a cup on. It's a McDavid. Never tried the nutty buddy. Thinking of getting one just to see if it works better. I'm sure the McDavid somewhat helped but it was still brutal.

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I had a cup on. It's a McDavid. Never tried the nutty buddy. Thinking of getting one just to see if it works better. I'm sure the McDavid somewhat helped but it was still brutal.

Listen to JaxRolo

 

Or at the very minimum, the Shock Doctor Titan Alloy steal flex cup and supporter with cup pocket.

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This guy is either totally committed to his product or absolutely nuts! (No pun intended.) :wow:

 

But anyone who makes a product and stands behind it,  :rollinglaugh: , and lives up to its premise, has sold me. I'm getting a Nutty Buddy for sure!

 

Thanks for posting this.

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Come on! It's a softball! How much could it hurt??? Ok 15 minutes??? Wow! Nutty Buddy!

Who said it was softball ?

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Come on! It's a softball! How much could it hurt??? Ok 15 minutes??? Wow! Nutty Buddy!
Who said it was softball ? OP says girls throwing 50s 60s Maybe it's football!
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Come on! It's a softball! How much could it hurt??? Ok 15 minutes??? Wow! Nutty Buddy!

Who said it was softball ?op says "girls" and "her"
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Come on! It's a softball! How much could it hurt??? Ok 15 minutes??? Wow! Nutty Buddy!

Who said it was softball ? op says "girls" and "her"

 

--- and you have never heard of girls playing baseball ?

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Touche'

I did assume the OP was discussing softball. I still think it is, though it is slightly possible its a coed baseball team.

Oh yeah, why :stir: ??

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So there I was, calling a 16U travel team game behind the plate.  Girls are throwing high 50's to low 60's.  I'm PUF2 sets up on the outside for the pitch, I'm in the slot.  Pitch comes, drops out like a cricket bowl, F2 FLINCHES OUT OF THE WAY, and the ball bounces up under my cup and slams me .  I scream what sounds like BBBBAAAAAAWWWWWLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL! and the girls start laughing while all men in the immediate vicinity shed a tear and say a prayer.  After I take about 15 minutes to regain my composure, F2 doesn't say anything to me on that so I tell her that she needs to get in front of those or at least make an attempt which her coach follows right up on.  In fact, the pitcher was more apologetic which was sportsmanlike and appreciated but unnecessary as I told her that one wasn't on her.  Two batters later, girls hits a foul tip and nails me in the shoulder.  No big deal.  F2 gets up and starts saying, "Sorry, Blue!" with a concerned look on her face.  I let her know that on foul tips, that's just part of it and that's why we wear our gear.  Funny how women know what it feels like to get hit in the shoulder but no idea what it's like to get hit in the nads and proportions their sympathy accordingly.  That is all.

please tell egeryone this was softball
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FWIW, I wear UA heat gear compression leggings and wore the NB "Mongo" and the NB jock strap on the outside of the UA this season. Honestly, OI had no issues and frankly, before, during, and after the games, I had forgotten I even had it on and didn't realize it until I got home! I was very impressed with the comfort.

PS . . . hope they make a "John Holmes" size soon . . .

:-)

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