OMG Please Shut Up!!!

[Umpire in Chief]

Saturday I had 2 HS Fall Ball games. All went well with the games and they were easy going and basically called themselves. 

But there was this mom sitting on the first base side who wouldn't shut up. Not that she was talking about me, my partner, or was even aware that there was a baseball game going on. She was loud, obnoxious, and never shut up. It wouldn't have been so bad if her voice wasn't like Fran Drescher but rather than a New York - Jewish accent a redneck one. 

 

All game long I heard her. It didn't matter if I was in A, B or C I heard her as if I were sitting right beside her. Not to mention there was 40-50 feet of foul territory.

 

I heard everything about her new laundry detergent, some neighbor who was sleeping with another neighbor, how Layne Bryant had the best panties, how she got cold coffee at McDonalds... 

 

Two hours of her yapping non stop for 2+ hours. I was going to go crazy. 

 

Second game I had the plate. I could still hear her, not as bad and I could ignore her. But occasionally it would get quiet and I could hear her loud and clear. 

 

How can anybody talk that loud and obnoxiously for 4+ hours???

[bam]

Let me introduce you to my ex-wife. 

[Thunderheads]

Let me introduce you to my ex-wife. 

Bam, you owe me a cup of coffee! :-)

Jeff - via Tapatalk

[Stretch]

Warren,

you should have asked her what Layne Bryant panties go best with poly-wools or an Un-equal chest protector?