Yogi Berra

[Jocko]

When you come to a fork in the road, TAKE IT!

Good book. Quick read. I'll send it to the 1st person to pm me their address, free of charge. All I ask is that when you finish it, you pass it along via UE and pay the postage. Keep it going around. Maybe include a note or something inside the cover. Pay it forward. Again.

[Pete Peterson Sr]

I'd like to read it, Boo Boo.....

[Umpire in Chief]

I may have mentioned this before but this has given me an idea. New post to come...

[Jocko]

I'd like to read it, Boo Boo.....

you got it Pete. I'll bring it on 1/6 to our 1st meeting.

[boyinr]

Wow. Two guys from Alabama and both of them interested in a book. It is the season of miracles. Just kidding.

[Jocko]

Wow. Two guys from Alabama and both of them interested in a book. It is the season of miracles. Just kidding.

funny thing is, it's braille. You know umps are blind ;)

[Pete Peterson Sr]

Wow. Two guys from Alabama and both of them interested in a book. It is the season of miracles. Just kidding.

funny thing is, it's braille. You know umps are blind

Oh, well never mind. I'm braille-illiterate.... (Does it have pictures?)

[yawetag]

If there's a chain going, add me to be next!

[Pete Peterson Sr]

The Yogi Berra Museum has a sign that reads "Where we're open until we close".

[mrumpiresir]

I heard that Yogi was once asked "What time is it?"    Yogi replied with "What, right now?".

[JaxRolo]

He was a character! When we can't dream any longer we die. Emma Goldman

[Jocko]

Someone told Yogi he had a nice house.

"What? It's just a bunch of rooms."

"I never buy nice luggage. You only use it when you travel."

"It gets late early out there."

"Go to other people's funerals, or else they won't come to yours."

"It's deja-vu all over again."

"When you come to a fork in the road, take it."

"It ain't over 'til it's over."

"I ain't in no slump. I just aint hittin!"

(Talking about batting practice) "You're gonna hit yourself into a slump"

Someone told Yogi he was ugly.

"Who cares. I don't hit with my face!"

"You can't think and hit at the same time."

"Aflac pays you cash, which is just as good as money" (commercial)

"90% of the game is half mental."