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My paralegal has a son who plays varsity high school baseball.  So, we like to talk baseball with one another (although, she'll be the first to admit that she knows little about the game).  This morning she came to me and said, "(my son's) teammate has hurt his arm.  He has to have Jimmy John's surgery."

And we all died laughing.  Another paralegal asked, "is he getting an Italian or a meatball sub in his arm?"

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2 hours ago, lawump said:

My paralegal has a son who plays varsity high school baseball.  So, we like to talk baseball with one another (although, she'll be the first to admit that she knows little about the game).  This morning she came to me and said, "(my son's) teammate has hurt his arm.  He has to have Jimmy John's surgery."

And we all died laughing.  Another paralegal asked, "is he getting an Italian or a meatball sub in his arm?"

Maybe she missed breakfast and was hungry............................HINTING to the boss to buy lunch

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