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grayhawk

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He leads both leagues in All Star voting...

 

His last ejection report won a Pulitzer...

 

His "Officials Locker Room" has a fully-stocked bar...

 

He's worked 1 man...in 4 World Series...

 

When he gives his ejection mechanic, 37 women get pregnant...

 

A-Rod is jealous of his contract...

 

Kids wear his number on their sleeves...

 

When he applied to pro school, they gave him a lifetime achievement award...

 

The last time he called interference, television reception was lost in 13 cities...

 

HE IS....THE MOST INTERESTING UMPIRE IN THE WORLD

 

dos-equis-most-interesting-guy-in-the-wo

 

 

Please add on...

 

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grayhawk
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He leads both leagues in All Star voting...   His last ejection report won a Pulitzer...   His "Officials Locker Room" has a fully-stocked bar...   He's worked 1 man...in 4 World Series...   W

tjwoelfel13
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I thought you were going to say the person decribed was Greg Gibson.   @Rulekeep.

Rulekeep

Rulekeep

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he doesn't have to explain "that is what I have"

by the way, someone photo shop him w/ an MLB umpire jersey on!! Please :)

The soonest I can get that to you is June 18th
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