Oh my...

[mjr_2013]

An advertisement picture on eBay...

 

 

 

Now THIS seems like a seller who KNOWS umpiring!!

 

[MB_Ump]

The Marky Mark of umpire gear

[Baton Rouge Blue]

World's Most Photogenic Fake Umpire

[thunder6661980]

Who needs a chest protector when you have pecks like that???

[MB_Ump]

He kinda looks like he may be bald, though- absolutely nothing but tanned skin showing through his adjustable hat

[JHSump]

Obviously he's acknowledging a comment on his strike zone by a coach.  Good stare.  Must really be serious, since he has removed his mask.  Maybe this pic should be captioned, "That's enough!"

[Jesse]

Hey, at least he's using a TG

[grayhawk]

Next time a coach chirps from the dugout, I'm giving him this "Blue Steel" look.