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In our association some of us have made our mantra"perception IS reality"!

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"Every minute I'm on the f!eld is one more minute I'm @ut of the house."

Is that for fun of being out, or chore avoidance??!? ;)

Or perhaps both?

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I have three women at home: TWMBO (They Who Must Be Obeyed). They include a wife, a teenager and a Labrador. I'm doing a game, and everybody has to obey me; I'm at home, and I have to obey them. No-brainer.

In comparison, heckling from know-nothings at ballgames sounds like violins and trumpets to me.

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