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kyak sounds like a special type of vomiting.

if/when you come up here I'll put you in a kyak and we'll go out to admirlty islnd

You have a knack for unpopular opinions. Merry Christmas.

Don't drink the local coffee, it's disgusting. The coffee shacks are way better than the coffeehouses. Also, don't come in early July or late August (that's when those photos were taken)

kyak

Another picture from this series because I like watching y'all squirm. (That's second.)

It IS a base, crazily enough. And we use normal baseballs, we just change them every play and the batboy has to wring them out in the dugout.

I'm thinking it's alcohol in that umpires cup because I know that umpire.

oh I mean I'm sure none of you were following along at home but I get knocked out in the second round. I've decided to take my talents to twitter and rap about Brannon Braga purely to stroke his ego and get me an in.

Appx timestamps; 12:00 PM, 2:45 PM, 7:50 AM

He hasn't. And despite this hideous plaid suit jacket I'm wearing today, it is not the eighties.

There's no busted teeth in basketball

FOOTBALL? Come on! It's hockey season! (And as a Seattle fan it would be too shocking to my heart to root for the Habs or the Lighting. Go Leafs!)

I don't like em. Too many people wear his jersey.

Thank you for...that. And Warren, thank you for the block function.

A total of eight and half inches in about 20 hours before it started to rain.

Five inches overnight and it's still coming down.

Ben Miller. On a somewhat related note, they just put up my hype bio on their Facebook and absolutely mutilated my headshot with some SH*#ty editing program. But they did call me "the freshest young talent" and say that my poems were memorable and brought people to the edges of their seats.

We've been iced out for a week now.

Biography ended up being "Ben Miller asked his father for help writing a two line autobiography. His father said "Take your clothes out of the dryer when you get home."

Back in July I won a poetry slam at the local level. On the 21st I'm going to be competing against other (some are published) poets for what the organization calls "Eternal Fame" and also 500 dollars. I get my own promotional poster hung up around town and everything. Now I just need a two sentence bio for said poster. :0

It's been raining all night and the concrete river is primed to overflow.