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MSBL 45+ this afternoon, I'm PU for HT (2nd place in league) vs VT (1st place).  HT is known to bitch and moan, VT is normally well-behaved.  Game starts out well, then HT starts whining, wants me to call a zone the size of Texas when VT is hitting, and a postage stamp when they're hitting.  

 

Fast forward to the bottom of the 5th, batter steps in and takes a cock shot on the outside half of the plate for a called strike 1.  Here is the rest of our dialogue for the AB:

 

Batter:  (turns around and stares at me) "That's awful, no way that's a strike."  (steps out of the box)

Me:  "There's nothing going on back here.  That was a good pitch, step in the box."  

Batter:  (Ignores me completely)

Me:  "Get back in the box!"

Batter:  (still out of box) "I'll get in the box when I'm damn good and ready."

Me:  "Strike 2!"

Batter:  "Are you serious?  That's ridiculous!" 

Me:  "Absolutely serious, get in the box."

 

Finally, he steps in and swings at the 0-2 pitch at his eyes and pops it up to F4.  On his way back to the dugout, he feels the need to tell me, "You're F*#King terrible!"  BOOM!  He had to be restrained by two teammates while my partner is still standing out in A.   :WTF

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I like it!! (other than your partner leaving you out to dry)

 

At "I'll get in the box when I'm damn good and ready.", I like that you give him a strike instead of ejecting. Takes his smart ass comment and shoves it right in his face, AND it's perfectly legal in the rules!

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You could have had your own one pitch strikeout. He says he will when he feels like, bang, strike three. 

I was thinking the samething!!  we should all do that more!!!

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