I was set up

[ricka56]

In our USSSA tournament ball, we record the number of outs for each F1. New F1 comes into the game, so I go to his coach to get his last name, first initial.

 

Coach: "Pitcher's name is Titsworth, Adam"

Me:: "........." (I hesitate writing this on the scorecard and give him a suspicious look).

Coach: "Really, Adam Titsworth, we call him A-cup."

Coach: "I had his older brother, Doug, a few years back. We called him D-cup."

Me: "OK" (my suspicion eases and I  start writing)

Coach: Their mom is named Cindy, Do you know what we call her?

Me: " C-Cup ? "

Coach: "NO, we call her Cindy...what's wrong with you, man."  

[umpstu]

Oh my God, that is funny

[umpstu]

I copied and sent this to my high school association, crediting you of course.

[Rulekeep]

The noise I made at this was not human

[Minnz]

Why we all need to stick to jersey numbers. 

[ricka56]

Why we all need to stick to jersey numbers. 

 

There is always at least one humorless heckler in the audience...BTW last name, first initial, jersey number and number of outs recording cuts down on cheating possibilities and is required if one wants assignments the following week.