Noels

[Jocko]

You know Fittske and C Brown and BRump and Jocko,

MSTaylor and Warren and Danny and Moto(ump).

But do you recaaaaallllllllll

The most terrible umpire of allllllll?

Rolo the worst ever umpire

Had a very ugly mask (champro mag)

And if you ever saw it

You would turn around and laugh.

All of the other umpires

Used to laugh and call him names

They never let JaxRolo

Call any real baseball games.

Then one sunny spring game day

Assignor came to say

Rolo with your ugly frame

Call this championship game.

Then all the umpires loved him

As they shouted out with glee

Rolo that ugly champro....

IS STILL FREAKING HIDEOUS! WTH WERE YOU THINKING??? THROW THAT THING OUT! LOOKS LI...................................................

[Jocko]

Come and umpire this game BRump-a-pum- pum

We are so glad you came BRump-a-pum-pum

If coach argues balls and strikes BRump-a-pum-pum

Tell him to take a hike BRump-a-pum-pum

BRump-a-pum-pum

BRUmp-a-pum-pum

With your thumb

[Jocko]

I'll work home for Christmas

Just you wait and see

I'll have the stick in a WS

If only in my dreams

[Jocko]

Here comes UIC

Here comes UIC

Right down the running lane

He's gonna get behind F2

Calling balls and strike again.

All the batters better swing

He's gotta real wide zone.

Cause if not he'll ring them up

And send them packing home.

Warren doesn't play

He's not there to play

He's got a job to do.

He's gonna call every strike he sees

And maybe steal a few.

All the coaches best beware

When Warren's on the dish.

They all know he doesn't care

Called K3 is his wish.

[Replacematt]

It was Christmas Eve, babe

On a website

An old man said to me,

"Just call strikes and outs..."

[JaxRolo]

Jocko you have to much time on your hands!

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[Jocko]

I'm dreaming about next season

Just like the 14 that came before

Where my plate shoes glisten

And all the fans listen

To hear strike 3 or ball 4.

I'm dreaming about next season

With every rulebook page I read

May the days and the nights fly by

And may all your fields be lined in white

[Pete Peterson Sr]

Jocko you have to much time on your hands!

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WAAAAAAAAYYYYY too much.....

[Jocko]

Batters swing, are ya listenin?

On the field grass is glistenin

A beautiful day

Umpire calls "PLAY"

Walkin on a baseball field again

Gone away is the bad coach

Couldn't stay. Bad approach.

I'm happy to say

Another EJ

Walkin on a baseball field again

Centerfielder will rob a homer

Infielders throw the ball around

I hold up my fingers it's a full count

Come on pitcher set this batter down

Later on we'll have cold beer

Long after we hear the last cheer

We're packin our things

Collectin our fees

Til we're walkin on a baseballl field again

[Pete Peterson Sr]

Batters swing, are ya listenin?

On the field grass is glistenin

A beautiful day

Umpire calls "PLAY"

Walkin on a baseball field again

Gone away is the bad coach

Couldn't stay. Bad approach.

I'm happy to say

Another EJ

Walkin on a baseball field again

Centerfielder will rob a homer

Infielders throw the ball around

I hold up my fingers it's a full count

Come on pitcher set this batter down

Later on we'll have cold beer

Long after we hear the last cheer

We're packin our things

Collectin our fees

Til we're walkin on a baseballl field again

This is your best one yet. (Best being relative).My only criticism would be to change the word "cheer" to "jeer"...after all, it IS a song about umpires.

[Jocko]

Umpy baby

So fill your ball bags, your indicator

And brush

Put a shine on your shoes

Umpy baby

So hurry to the ball field tonight

Come and call a strike or two

With your crisp mechanics and your navy blue

I really do believe your calls

I love to see you throw F1 a new ball

(Ba-dum-da-dum)

Umpy baby

Your uniform so neat and so pressed

And your chest

Protector makes you look like such a big man

Umpy baby

So hurry to the ball field tonight

[Jocko]

The first ball game

Of the tournament day

On a warm dewy field

The umpire called "Play"

The ball was pitched

The batter did swing

After 2 more pitches

Umpire up did he ring

Baseball, Baseball

Baaaaseball, Baseball

The best and the greatest

Game of them all

In inning nine

With a full count

A swing and a miss

Last batter is out

Baseball, Baseball

Baaaaseball, Baseball

The best and the greatest

Game of them all

The day is done

Last game has been played

His gear all packed up

His game fee is paid

In his SUV (standard umpire vehicle [thanks KFinn!])

He heads towards home

Until next weekend

His games are all done

Baseball, Baseball

Baaaaseball, Baseball

The best and the greatest

Game of them all

[Jocko]

Better watch out

Better think fast

He knows what gear is going to last

The Gear Pimp is coming to town

He's got lots of lists

Of MLBU gear

He knows what they wear

From their toes to their ears

The Gear Pimp is coming to town

He knows his chest protectors

From platinum to gold

He know about their mask frames

And what they wear when it's cold

His knowledge and smarts

Helps us all choose

What's the best buy

And what gear to use

The Gear Pimp is coming to town.

[Jocko]

Oh come all you umpires

Well trained and the rookies

Oh come lets attend midwest clinic

Come learn mechanics

Cage work and rules talk

Oh come let us get knowledge

Oh come let us get training

Oh come let us get better

At Midwest clinic

[Dannytheman]

These are great!! I would submit them somewhere!! Classics!! Great job and Merry Christmas!!!

[Jocko]

These are great!! I would submit them somewhere!! Classics!! Great job and Merry Christmas!!!

random musings of a bored offseason umpire without $hit to do :D