Series of questions

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Series of Questions

 

A plane is carrying 500 bricks and 1 falls out. How many are left ?

 

 

Answer 499

What are the 3 steps to put an elephant in a frig ?

 

 

Answer open door put elephant in close door

What are the 4 steps to put a giraffe in a frig ?

 

 

Answer open door remove elephant insert giraffe close door

The lion king was having a birthday party and all the animals were invited . which 1 did not attend ?

 

 

Answer giraffe stuck in frig

 

Suzie wanted to cross an alligator infested river. There is no bridge or boat so she swam and survived How ?

 

 

Answer The alligators were at the birthday party

Suzie crossed the river successfully but still died . Why ?

 

 

Answer Hit by falling brick

[Stk004]

Why.........

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4 hours ago, Stk004 said:

Why.........

Humor.

[LittleBlue]

This is my kind of humor. The long joke that pays off in the end. Yes I laughed way more at this than I would like to admit!