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I'm BU in A. Foul ball hits the fence HARD, ricochets directly.....wait for it........INTO MY PARTNER'S BALL BAG :WTF

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You just witnessed a hole-in-one-in-a-million. The Luke Skywalker in the Death Star Trench Run shot. I'm surprised you didn't go out and buy a scratcher lotto ticket.

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For the full performance of my umpire tricks, make plans to come to my Las Vegas show, June 1-8...

...and don't forget to tip your waitress before you leave. You've been a lovely audience.

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