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old joke...Man finds a magic latern, rubs it and genie offers him one wish. Man says, he's afraid to fly but wants to see Hawaii and wishes for a road to Hawaii that he can drive. Genie protests, sayi

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I thougt this was going to be about my wife and her impact on my life...

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old joke...Man finds a magic latern, rubs it and genie offers him one wish. Man says, he's afraid to fly but wants to see Hawaii and wishes for a road to Hawaii that he can drive. Genie protests, saying the logistics of that wish are impossible, make a different wish. Man says he's never had much luck with the ladies and wishes that he understood woman, Genie asks, 2-lane or 4-lane road?

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