spiritumpa

tell the coach(rat) to finish reading the rule book--then ask him if he want you to inforce the rule that the 3rd base has to stay in the coaches box

tell your jerk partner to put the phone down and get the game going---if the protest is upheld(without you and your partner as part of the group)let them worry about it later. Also never let a jerk off the hook--if you would of ran him earlier he would not be there to bitch at the end.