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At one point during a game, the coach called one of his 9-year-old baseball players aside and asked,

'Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?' The little boy nodded in the affirmative.

'Do you understand that what matters is whether we win or lose together as a team?' The little boy nodded 'yes'.

'So,' the coach continued, 'I'm sure you know, when an out is called, you shouldn't argue, curse, attack the umpire, or call him a pecker-head, dickhead or a$$hole. Do you understand all that?' The little boy nodded 'yes' again.

He continued, 'And when I take you out of the game so another boy gets a chance to play, it's not good sportsmanship to call your coach "a dumb a$$ or $hithead" is it?'

The little boy shook his head 'NO'.

'GOOD', said the coach..

'Now go over there and explain all that to your grandmother!'

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