This happeened sometime in the 2013 season on a level of Baseball.
B1 gets a hit.
Takes lead off 1B.
F1 throws lollypop to 1B, runner beats throw by three light minutes, if that close.
R1 asks for time and gets it.
R1 asks: "Are his feet okay there?" Note: He is asking if the F3's feet are placed legally after the pick off throw. R1 has access to 3/4 of the bag at least.
I look at F3's feet, and quietly say, "They are legal there."
"THAT"S BULL#$%^" R1 yells at me.
My body stands still for a moment (slow timing is something I pride myself in but after the fact I realized I was too shocked at this to quickly respond).
Left arm makes a nice throwing motion.
"You are done, get out of here!" My mouth responds.
I have one from previous seasons that even moire stupid, but this takes the cake. His team is leading in game 1 of a DH comfortably, and he's the 4 hole for his team. In game two they get shelled because his replacement plays Baseball like Lionel Messi plays soccer for Barcelona and swings like it's on a tee. I hoped to have no ejections all season, and this is my first one?????? I was embarrassed for the player writing the report up. Does anyone else have anything this silly so far this season? Or ever?