BIGWOO

I learned two lessons.....which you guys nailed. Watch the ball and not the scenery, and every game can be your last if your not working correctly! To clarify, normal crowd interaction is the questions of " Hot enough for you?" and " Can I get you a water?" other than that I steer way clear, no explanations ect. We all know what happens at that point.

Coach pitch tournament boys 7-8 and all I have to do is call safes and outs from the field. During the 1st inning I notice some scantily clad college gals sitting in the front row of the bleachers behind me down the first base line. Between innings I get the normal crowd interaction and some giggles from the girls. Inning number 2 and I am still trying to look cool while standing in foul territory watching the lead off batter from directly in front of the bleachers. One of the girls say " Hey blue what's the score? " I turn my head just enough to see the top she was wearing was now reduced to a bikini top which made me look longer than normal. Next thing I know I am about to throw up my lunch! The foul ball line drive from the batter had found a home right on the wedding tackle! Well needless to say we took a tv time out till I got my color back (not my dignity) and repositioned myself behind the pitcher the rest of the game. Adding insult to injury I get home only to hear my wife say lovingly " Stupidity should be painful you perv!"