Michael & Warren,
For some reason, the jewelry thing doesn't really bother me that much. If I'm doing a FED game, or any game where the league rules proscribe wearing jewelry, I'll certainly enforce it - but I'm very low key about it & it doesn't boost my blood pressure at all. And many of the leagues I work have "no provision" regarding jewelry. In those leagues, I don't say anything about it - unless, in my judgement, I find it inappropriately distracting or hazardous.
It's probably more annoying to me that FED makes the umpires responsible for enforcing the prohibition or saying the stupid "properly and legally equipped" and BS "sportsmanship" line at the plate conference and do the "pre-game "bats and hats" check. I do it, but it's mildly aggravating and I feel kind of stupid doing it.
Now I've got to take issue with Michael's assertion that
because it's simply not true. For example, both USSSA and CABA have no provision prohibiting jewelry at the HS age level. To make an issue of a player wearing jewelry in one of those games would, in my opinion, be OOO.
As for players improperly out of the dugout, I'm with you on that one. I strictly enforce that - in a firm but courteous manner, of course.
So, I'm curious, why the heartburn over jewelry?
JM