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Where'd that miss, middle? Sent from my SM-G975U using Tapatalk

“I’ve seen a better blue in a crayon box!” 

SWMBO just got a package in the mail.  She ordered a T-shirt for me.  It says: UMPIRE - I can explain it to you, but I can't understand it for you.

On 8/21/2020 at 2:56 PM, BobUmp said:

Heard this COVID-related one the other day from another umpire, so not mine, but its winning the "best heckle of the COVID year" award so far:

After a close play, a parent in the RF stands yells out "Blue, just put the mask over your eyes!" 

I bet he was dying to yell that one out all game...

You think he was waiting that long, only to blow the line?

It should be "Blue, the mask goes over your mouth, not your eyes!"

 

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35 minutes ago, Aging_Arbiter said:

SWMBO just got a package in the mail.  She ordered a T-shirt for me.  It says:

UMPIRE - I can explain it to you, but I can't understand it for you.

That's how I felt explaining batter's interference on Sunday

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8 hours ago, Aging_Arbiter said:

SWMBO just got a package in the mail.  She ordered a T-shirt for me.  It says:

UMPIRE - I can explain it to you, but I can't understand it for you.

Mine was gonna get me the shirt that reads, "I'd change my call, but then we'd BOTH be wrong."

:wow:

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