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A Marrried Man's Prayer


Aging_Arbiter
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On 3/5/2019 at 12:35 PM, Aging_Arbiter said:

Dear God,

You gave me childhood, and you took it away.

You gave me youth, and you took it away.

You gave me a wife, and it's been years now.

Just reminding you.

And when I die, please do not let my wife sell my golf clubs for what I told her I paid for them. 

Amen

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