Umps admit pitchers throw too fast to see - Onion article

[udbrky]

http://www.theonion.com/article/mlb-umpires-admit-pitchers-throw-way-too-fast-actu-56254?utm_content=SP&utm_campaign=SF&utm_source=Twitter&utm_medium=SocialMarketing

[JHSump]

Hmmm....this is brilliant!

I'm going to start alternating "safe" and "out" on all plays on the bases. And "strike" and "ball" for all the pitches not swung at!

This should make calling games way less stressful!

[ElkOil]

Adopting these techniques sure would make umpire clinics easier.

[Old Skool]

BS article. The Onion? Known fake news source.  Never heard of an MLB ump named Scott Glennon,

[BrianC14]

22 minutes ago, Old Skool said:

BS article. The Onion? Known fake news source.  Never heard of an MLB ump named Scott Glennon,

LOL. 

(You were kidding, right? )

[udbrky]

3 hours ago, Old Skool said:

BS article. The Onion? Known fake news source.  Never heard of an MLB ump named Scott Glennon,

Is there anyone any more that doesn't know the onion is satire?

[Aging_Arbiter]

32 minutes ago, udbrky said:

Is there anyone any more that doesn't know the onion is satire?

obviously.................

[ElkOil]

14 hours ago, Old Skool said:

BS article. The Onion? Known fake news source.  Never heard of an MLB ump named Scott Glennon,