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Untrained Alabama umpires are Forrest Gumpires.

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no ,no, no, yes

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An official who is a real tool is an umplier.

 

An umpire who plays with matches makes umfires. Or umpyres.

 

If Bilbo Baggins would be involved in baseball, would he be an umpshire?

 

Would Captain Jack Sparrow be in a baseball game, if he could be a rumpire?

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An official who is a real tool is an umplier.

 

An umpire who plays with matches makes umfires. Or umpyres.

 

If Bilbo Baggins would be involved in baseball, would he be an umpshire?

 

Would Captain Jack Sparrow be in a baseball game, if he could be a rumpire?

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Is Little Jack Horner a plumpire?

I think the generation gap is showing here.

No one read you nursery rhymes? Uh, no....

 

 

 

Little Jack Horner sat in a corner eating his Christmas Pie

He stuck in his thumb

And pulled out a plum

And said "What a good boy am I".

 

 

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water

Jack fell down

And broke his crown.

And Jill came tumbling after.

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Is Little Jack Horner a plumpire?

I think the generation gap is showing here.

No one read you nursery rhymes?Uh, no....

Little Jack Horner sat in a corner eating his Christmas Pie

He stuck in his thumb

And pulled out a plum

And said "What a good boy am I".

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water

Jack fell down

And broke his crown.

And Jill came tumbling after. What the hell kind of purpose do those serve?!!?

Lance Armstrong's doctors once diagnosed him as a lumpire...

probably the least funniest thing I've ever seen on this site. :no: 'Greed.
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Is Little Jack Horner a plumpire?

I think the generation gap is showing here.

No one read you nursery rhymes? Uh, no....

Little Jack Horner sat in a corner eating his Christmas Pie

He stuck in his thumb

And pulled out a plum

And said "What a good boy am I".

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water

Jack fell down

And broke his crown.

And Jill came tumbling after. What the hell kind of purpose do those serve?!!?

 

 

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They're some of the nursery rhymes you said you hadn't heard. Includes the one about Jack Horner and my plumpire source.

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